Make a nice rap about the above user

[SirBlaziken]

Basically, make a nice rap about the user above.

No making fun of anyone
It doesn't have to rhyme
Nothing dirty
No swearing

Ok, go.

[Hitmonchu]

Hey y'all guess what
Blaziken kicks butt
His Mega Evolution
Is gonna rock the hut.

(Like that?)

[SirBlaziken]

(Yes! Like that)

Hey, Hitmonchu.
Thank you!
You were the first to post on my new thread.
You made my avatar, it's pretty cool.
My friend, you are quite the spriter.
Your rp isn't bad either,
you are a good user overall!

[Hitmonchu]

Grateful and good,
you're the star of the 'hood,
You're always respectful and you do what you should.
Creative and kind, you keep your right mind
You know what comes first and what should go behind.

[SirBlaziken]

(You don't have to rhyme)

Well, on this topic you exceeded my expectations,
you were the first to respond, nice one
also, you kept it going, way to go.
Plus your sprites are really good,
keep your work up, you are really talented!

[quack98]

In your username states shiny,
Because you shine as much as Sirius
And everyone can like you
'Cos you ain't goddamn mysterious.

(Ok, I think the other rap topic established I can't rap  )

[SirBlaziken]

Hey man, good to see you here,
if you can't rap good, it's ok, neither can I!
You like the hero Robin, that's cool,
you have a Japanese name, I also like that.
As a matter a fact I love your whole profile,
please don't leave, it wouldn't be that same.

[Wolstenholme]

That Blazcario,
He ain't so scary, yo!
Just so you guys know,
You gon' like him fo' sho'!

Hahahahahahahahaha

[NTN]

The only girl who chills 'round Forum Games,
Takes it light every time we're calling her names,
She's the female member as sweet as blue meringue,
She's off the site for a while but comes back like a boomerang,
Chloe's got a username that's rare, a name that's uncommon,
But her personality is more golden than Tutankhamun,
While I'm arrogantly swaggerin',
She's innocent and saccharine,
My behavior's pathetic, it's prophetic
Of my banning, I'm simply standing
Here and doing nothing,
This ain't about me. I'm bluffing.
Of the few I know, you're the nicest Chloe ever,
I'm not kissing up to you, but I'm sure you're just as clever,
When we get carried away, you arouse us men,
Now bring back the glory of two-thousand-ten!

[glash101]

That is a great Deoxys right on your Avatar.
I would so buy you a new car.
Your Personal text tells of an ancient time when Rps were alive.
Now if you leave the site,I'll get something similar to a hive.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh look!
A moving avatar!
It's looks so cool,
that epicness prevails.
You're a pokenerd,
and I like that.
So turn around,
and pat yourself on the back.

[glash101]

(When I read that,I did pat myself on the back XD)

[Delicious_Scout]

♪♫ Time to make a classy stage;
although I have no clue about this doug,
he seems a pretty cool Venusaugh,
and I ain't be writin' dis
if I were slighlty wrong!

Look at dat body,
dat ass, dat tail!
I ain't talkin' dirty, yo!
Just witness by u'self!
More glorious than PS3,
that is...
101st Glash! ♪♫

[b1g]

i'm sorry to do this, but i've gotta break the chain
too many horrible rhymes itt that gonna break my brain
if you're going to form a simple rapping game
could you at least make sure the posts aren't lame?
we got verses in here littered with spelling mistakes
creepin' up in my peripherals getting me irate
generate some hate when i bust open the thread and create
another lyrical masterpiece with syllable mastery just on the first date
let's get hitched baby, head back to the room and copulate