What animal is the above user?

[Mr. Apple]

dunsparce isnt a valid insult mkay

[Wolstenholme]

you can be a lion now because you're a 'king'(apple) and you're telling Draghost how it is

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You can be a robin.

Because robins are really cool, and they have one of the nicest chirps ever, much like you have a really good singing voice <3

[NTN]

dunsparce isnt a valid insult mkay

I was calling you a dunce, in Pokemon language, of course. It's a little unfortunate that you thought I was trying to insult you, when I was more significantly answering to your statement.

You can be a robin.

Because robins are really cool, and they have one of the nicest chirps ever, much like you have a really good singing voice <3

You can be a puppy. So cute and friendly.

[Wolstenholme]

I can't believe Dick and I actually sent each other recordings of ourselves singing...

I dunno, you can be a fox because sometimes your words are confusing and no one knows what you are saying...

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You can be a silver stallion with drops of Jupiter in her hair!

[Wolstenholme]

Ugh imagine how many times I'd have to wash my hair before all the Jupiter came out 

You can be an elephant because elephants are really loving.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Are you calling me fat   

You get the displeasure of being a peacock with the most beautiful feathers of any in the world!

How is this a displeasure, you may ask? Well because it's still not as pretty as you

[NTN]

You can be an elephant because elephants are really loving.

[Wolstenholme]

Are you calling me fat   

You get the displeasure of being a peacock with the most beautiful feathers of any in the world!

How is this a displeasure, you may ask? Well because it's still not as pretty as you

Also a displeasure because having pretty feathers would make me a male peacock :/

^ Cat. Copycat.

[NTN]

You can be an elephant because elephants are really loving.

[Wolstenholme]

Shut up now, otherwise you get seacow or something equally ugly.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

eh, being male isn't that bad xD

And you can be a....

Brachiosaurus - they're really gentle but everyone still likes to please them depite the fact you'd never be mean to anyone and you're really nice so people want to be nice back to you! That and the irony of a brachiosaurus being like as many feet tall as you are inches >_<

[NTN]

eh, being male isn't that bad xD

And you can be a....

Brachiosaurus - they're really gentle but everyone still likes to please them depite the fact you'd never be mean to anyone and you're really nice so people want to be nice back to you! That and the irony of a brachiosaurus being like as many feet tall as you are inches >_<

Something equally ugly.

eh, being male isn't that bad xD

And you can be a....

Brachiosaurus - they're really gentle but everyone still likes to please them depite the fact you'd never be mean to anyone and you're really nice so people want to be nice back to you! That and the irony of a brachiosaurus being like as many feet tall as you are inches >_<

You can be a squishy little kitten. My pet.

You can be an elephant because elephants are really loving.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You can be a kangaroo because kangaroos are cool, but not awesome, and by calling me a cat (even if struck-out) you don't deserve to be called an awesome thing.

(I hate cats soooo much...)