Failed Math Test!

[SirBlaziken]

It's easy! Basically just give a math the problem and the other person will "Solve it" with a funny answer. Here's an example:

P1: 5 x 5 + 6 =

P2: Fish!
      6 x 6 + 7/7 =

So. Ready, set, fail!


5v = 80/2

[quack98]

As V=IR, then 5V=5IR, 5V=80/2 and therefore 5IR=40. Consequently, V=IR=40/5=8, but the resistance and current are unknown, so the answers must be:

UNOWN USED HIDDEN POWER!

This is what happens when you confuse maths with physics 

Anyway,

rootX=9/2^2

[SirBlaziken]

Well, the answer is:

67.

Yeah, I'm that good.

6(6 x 4 / 8 ) + 5 x 1000 =

[Spriter]

Uhhhhh...what? Probably 382861249.

6 x 9 =

(Hint, it's the answer to everything)

[SirBlaziken]

uhhhhh..... 42?

A train leaves the station at 8:00, going 55 mph, and another leaves at 8:30, going 60 mph. Assuming that they are going to the same place, what color is the carrot?

[quack98]

Although the answer may seem to be orange, you would need to factor in the speed of the trains, therefore creating a small amount of Red-Shift and changing the percieved shade of the carrot, depending on which train it's on. The looseness of the question is worth an OBJECTION! And so the answer is obviously: Phoenix Wright.

If:

x+y=5
X+2y=8

What is y

[SirBlaziken]

Well the answer may seem to be 1, you need to factor in the = sign, which will then make the answer be:

John's hat!
Pi x 4d= 14

[quack98]

Clearly 'Pi' is a typo of pie, and 4D is referring to one more 'D' than 3-D. So the only logical conclusion to draw from this is that pies will take over the fourth dimension, time, and destroy us all in 2014.

1+1+1+1=/=x

[SirBlaziken]

It looks like a death laser, so that's the answer.


7h = 49 + 35

[Mr. Apple]

24

x + 6 × y = 1D

[SirBlaziken]

Well, 1D = One direction. And One Direction = Crappy boy band, so that's the answer.

34 x 7y = 40000000

[Mr. Apple]

400000 or however many zeroes it was is over nine thousand
so nine thousand is the answer

One Direction = Crappy boy band

take that back

x×x^2=y what is y

[MzLuluZombi]

Pfft, that's easy.  y is the number you use to divide a, which you will get from the equation 'b+cd', then you put it in a blender for a few minutes.  When you're just, just splash the mixture against the wall and the answer's easy: y is clearly heads or tails!

(mx + c) x 3200q - p divided by 42%

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[SirBlaziken]

Well, the original answer is awesome demonic butler, so that simplifies to the anime Black Butler.

5% of 5000000000000000000000

[glash101]

Erm...Is Mayonaise an instrument?

12 cars are in a traffic jam.4 are angry.What fraction represants how
many are not angry?