Riddle Corner

[Wolstenholme]

We call them 'Court Cases' here in England

[Meowstic Royalty]

*happy dance*

Just kidding. I can't dance.
   
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[Wolstenholme]

A coffin... except the man who invented it did need it. Eventually ...hehehehe

[Meowstic Royalty]

You are correct and very scary.

[Wolstenholme]

Okay then.

What have I got in my pockets?


A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

[Meowstic Royalty]

He wanted a shot?

[Wolstenholme]

Incorrect hehehe heheehehe

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Wasn't this one on NCIS?

He had hiccups and the barman scared them away?

[Wolstenholme]

Yeah, Dickie Bird - you are right.


I didn't know it was on NCIS.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

It was on some sort of law/police type program, anyway xD

Erm... I forgot I'd actually have to come up with one...

A country is 9000km long, and it contains a rainforest of half that length.

A man walks halfway into this forest, how far into the forest does he have left before he gets out?

[Meowstic Royalty]

None, because technically hes now walking out of it.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Yeah, you're right xD

This is what happens when I try to make a riddle...

[Meowstic Royalty]

 What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?

[SaRo|Rapidash]

The letter M... I heard that one

[Meowstic Royalty]

Youre right. Aaaaand now I'm all out of good ones.