favorite npc quotes

[millennium]

I always laugh at,
"Stop right there, kid! You're still light years from facing BROCK!" from Red and Blue.
I love how BROCK is the only word capitalized. XD

[Moonfang1313]

Possibly any of the Youngster short jokes + the NPC from Red in Lavender Town regarding the 'white hand' on your shoulder.

[the bread dragon]

"technology is amazing!" always makes me laugh... i dunno why

[Delicious_Scout]

From "Metal Gear" (Raiden's game)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMsboqMMzs

From "Pokémon":



From "Lego Island":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9hDbFlSQQI

Try listening to this without watching it. He becomes a Playable Character, but the cutscene... dang it.

[SirBlaziken]

From "Pokémon":

Well then, that escalated quickly.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

This is from Mortal Kombat Deception's Konquest mode. The back story is a woman is upset she hasn't seen her dog Niko for days and wants you (Shunjinko) to find him. A man found the dog and thought Niko was a stray so he had the butcher turn him into meat. You then get what's left of Niko and this is the actual quote when you talk to the owner.

Woman: My doggie! Oh my poor doggie! Oh well. I can always make a nice stew with him!

*Later on*
Woman: Would you like to have some Niko stew?


My first reaction- WTF?!!!

You have to admit that this is pretty messed up even for a game where you literally rip off other people's heads for fun!

[Delicious_Scout]

From "Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors":

[The Shrub Dragon]

from the battle subway in b/w

i am very bad and stupid but i am very serious about pokemon

always makes me laugh

[Spriter]

I'm pretty sure this was for Pokemon quotes only...

[Delicious_Scout]

Spriter; maybe you are right, but you just posted without any quote! That's bad, man! Y'know, since I am good, I will help you!

See? You just need to do this:

I'm pretty sure this was for Pokemon quotes only...

Due to the fact this site is about Pokémon, you just saved yourself! Yay!

And now, time for another quote, this time from an NPC in love with us: