Topic: favorite npc quotes

[Mr. Apple]

so over the years, npc's have said some funny stuff. this is a thread for your favorites!

mine is probably from the swimmer that says something along the lines of...

if im wearing a bikini... where do i put my pokeballs? teehee! womans secret!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

The old man outside Celadon gym who says something like:

This gyms great - it's full of women

[Petzbreeder]

In Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, theres a female trainer who says something like:

I'm just starting out as a pokemon trainer, help me further my career!

Then, after you beat her, she says something like:

I helped you further your career!

[Wolstenholme]

There's always going to be:

Don't look behind that poster

and

"... You say what? Team Rocket bye-bye a go-go? Broken up it is says you? Oh, no! Should I do what now on from, me? ...OK. I my country go home. Make Team Rocket I will. Good-bye! So long!"

Oh! I am member of Team Rocket, yes!
Long ago Team Rocket bye-bye a go-go, so I return my country and make Team Rocket!
So I vowed!
But go home and not long married I am.
Oh! Happiness is family! Hurrah!

Team Rocket you adorable bunch of hooligans.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Non-Pokemon related:

Mackenzie: Do you know a cold place?
Fortune Teller: My ex-husband's heart.

Man: It's [planetarium] closed. What do I do now?
Mackenzie: Get a job.
˜Touch Detective

Pokemon related:

Youngster: I like shorts!

Maid in Battle Chateau (After defeating her): I HAVE FAILED MY MISSION.... (Why is she a robot to begin with?!!!)

Claire (In GSC Dragon's Den): It contains Dragonbreath. No it has nothing to do with my breath!

[Mr. Apple]

Team Rocket you adorable bunch of hooligans.

on the note of team rocket...

oh no i dropped the lift key

[Spriter]

Umm, that bikini quote scared me a little...

There's always Youngster Joey:

My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

^Random fact: Youngster joeys Rattata has near flawless IVs iirc, and so is indeed in the top percentage of rattata

Edit: Google tells me it is Adamant with 30/31/29/31/26/30

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Team Galactic Nap Room: Please check no one is in a bed before you get in it!"

I am now both scared and confused.

Youngster in X and Y: "Whenever I'm down after losing a battle, I think 'At least I've still got my shorts!"

Wat.

Psychic person: "Wow! Your Pokemon's power levels are incredible! Over 9,000 for sure!"

That meme reference.

Butler guy: "Meow, meow! I can haz cheezburger, meow! (Ugh, I really sound like a fool don't I?)"

Hahaha xD

[Mew King]

My favorite is from a couple in Luminose City:

"My Emolga really wants to shock your Dedenne"
"...What?"

[Meowstic Royalty]

Do you have any idea how quickly Bug type Pokemon evolve?

Larvesta: "Sorry, what was that?"

[Volkner]

Youngster in X and Y: "Whenever I'm down after losing a battle, I think 'At least I've still got my shorts!"

Psychic person: "Wow! Your Pokemon's power levels are incredible! Over 9,000 for sure!"

These two ayee. They're pretty funny.

There was a guy in Kalos, at the end of Victory Road that said "my body is ready". I enjoyed that one.

[Awkward Squirtle]

I like the guy in XY who says we're getting an R/S remake. Or heavily implies it anyway.
He definitely mentions something about rubies and sapphires.

Interested cos I never played gen III and want to play hoenn, see if it's as good as everyone says

[Hitmonchu]

Can't remember the exact quotes, but I noticed two characters make references to the "come at me bro" and "my body is ready" memes.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I believe Agatha made hints she was romantically linked to Prof. Oak. Then in the original RB games, there was that Channeller that said, "Blood...Blood...GIMME BLOOD!"