The Slogan Game

[SirBlaziken]

Simple and fun! -Slogan game

Basically, you take something, and make a new slogan for it (following the basic site rules of course)

Ohio Weather: Bipolar since, well, ever.

[kindtocrows]

Oh, you wanna talk awful weather?

Newfoundland Weather: If you don't like it, wait five minutes.

Edit: Wait, I got a few more

Newfoundland Weather: You might as well ask the stars.

Newfoundland Weather: Don't turn on the high beams!

Newfoundland Roads: More patchwork then a quilt.

Newfoundland and Labrador: "So, what should we call this place?"

[SirBlaziken]

^Basically Ohio's weather, not even winter is reliable.

Spiders: Misunderstood since the beginning of time

[Krowler88]

Life: "You're having a great day? I'll fix that"

[SirBlaziken]

My luck with weather at camp - Your cabin is the farthest away from everything? Here's a tornado warning.

Money - When you need me you can't find me. When you have me, I change it quickly.

[Delicious_Scout]

Tetris: "Fitting Ukraine into us for the biggest score"

[SirBlaziken]

Russia - Dancing on the line between madness and WW III since the end of the Cold War

[Mockery for One]

The Bugbear: Poisonous bites, perfect for killing little ponies in a matter of hours!

[SirBlaziken]

McDonald's: Billions and Billions served (terribly)