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first world problems
« on: May 30, 2015, 04:20 »
we all experience these little things, that in the grand scheme of things dont matter much but they still bug you to no end. share or whatever here

i had an unflushed toilet in my own home. im living with savages

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2015, 08:42 »
my computers strong but it's not the strongest in the universe

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2015, 13:10 »
i have so many singles on my desk and i wanna count them all and bring them to the bank and put it on my card but there's so many of them its overwhelming

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2015, 13:20 »
then go to a god damn strip club
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2015, 17:39 »
I have to close everything on my computer to set up my new tablet.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2015, 18:07 »
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2015, 19:52 »
I wish we had £1 notes so I could go to a strip club :(

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2015, 01:18 »
i had an unflushed toilet in my own home. im living with savages
you would not believe how many unflushed dumps i've come across in my house. it's disgusting. it's like looking at a big, brown submarine that's come outta someone's butt

also i hate it when it's saturday morning and there is no food in the house i want to eat bc the parents are out shopping i just wanna eat




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Re: first world problems
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2015, 01:29 »
you would not believe how many unflushed dumps i've come across in my house. it's disgusting. it's like looking at a big, brown submarine that's come outta someone's butt

I don't understand how people can do this. I don't think I'd be able to just take a dump and walk away, leaving it there unaccounted for. Even animals normally try and kick up some grass to cover it up to some extent, I think I'd have to be super drunk to be able to just take a dump and walk away with no remorse. I'm almost impressed that someone is capable of doing this to be honest.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2015, 01:46 »
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2015, 08:59 »
I don't understand how people can do this. I don't think I'd be able to just take a dump and walk away, leaving it there unaccounted for. Even animals normally try and kick up some grass to cover it up to some extent, I think I'd have to be super drunk to be able to just take a dump and walk away with no remorse. I'm almost impressed that someone is capable of doing this to be honest.

It could possibly that they did flush but didn't check to see if it had all been flushed or whether it needed the second flush

The worst is when you see that at work though =[

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2015, 10:34 »
my blood pressure went weird as it does quite often but instead of just getting a head rush i got palpitations as well and then i got nauseous and had to open a window and i guess i could go to the doctor but that's effort </3


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2015, 11:24 »
its possible their flushing thingy messed up

not everyone has a fancy toilet
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2015, 16:19 »
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2015, 17:56 »
I'm just going to put all of them in one post. Brace yourselves, there's a lot, and I mean a lot

  • Internet connection is shady at best.
  • Don't like any of the food in the house, too lazy to actually cook and have no money (that I want to spend) to go buy something.
  • Getting weird stares from complete strangers for having an outlandish hair color (although some people like it)
  • TV remote in my room isn't working and can't get a new one until tomorrow. So I can't just be antisocial up in my room. I have to interact with people.
  • My phone uses its battery up fast and dies randomly once it gets below 25%. Can't buy a new one.
  • Not having the money to buy the stuff I want and pretty much no place around here is willing to consider hiring a 15 year old.
  • 2 Words: Summer Homework
  • Sister being annoying and I can't just hide in my room (see above)
  • No one opening the bathroom door all the way when it's not in use and having it half closed and half open.
  • Eye has been twitching on and off for the past half week
  • Too bored to stay on netbook longer but too lazy to find something else to do.

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