first world problems

[Milsap]

At sixteen you can get married, have a kid, play the lottery, get a CBT and ride a moped on the road, join the army... But can't vote...

[SirBlaziken]

Someone I know was complaining about how confusing English is (even though they've spoken it their whole life), and I told them it is, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. I almost got punched but it was worth it.

[The Shrub Dragon]

our school librarian is leaving and shes like my actual fave my bff i can feel my heart breaking

[Kerou 犠牲]

At sixteen you can get married, have a kid, play the lottery, get a CBT and ride a moped on the road, join the army... But can't vote...

You can't get married without parent / guardian permission before 18 and you can get a lot of jobs at 16, not just join the army

[Kpyna]

sometimes i like to fantasize about how much better my life would be if i didn't have these disgusting sweaty hands. i wish i grew up not being afraid to hold hands, or shake hands, high fiving, anything involving touching other's skin. my hands are always blushed and i can't even count the amount of times i've had to sit and listen to people talk about how someone is disgustingly sweaty and i think about how that person is just like me and everyone thinks its okay to make fun of them... i've just gotten really good at hiding it after dealing with it every day after i was 7 years old. all of the medication that works really well to eliminate it is generally really painful, too. i use this lotion and it makes it so sweat isn't really forming, but my hands still get really clammy. sometimes i wish i'd wake up and be normal and only sweat when i'm hot or nervous or exercising, but then i come to the realization i won't have total relief from this condition until i die.

like i have a date tonight and im terrified he's going to try to touch my hands because i hate watching disgust form on the faces on people who touch my hands, especially when everything was going so great before :(

at least when i drink a beer or two i stop sweating...

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 ^ You'll be fine, man. It's in the bag, we're praying for you.



Shopping for shorts is a hassle because everything below the waist is muscular and the fashion trends seem to be slim fit shorts and stuff and it's tense because they might end up being like booty shorts or super tight if I get them online.


Just realised who Caroline Aherne was.

[SirBlaziken]

Elie Wiesel died today. We're losing a lot of great people this year.

[The name master]

I've been looking in meteor falls for ages on Sapphire and I can't find a bagon ANYWHERE! I'm looking in the right place.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 That feeling when Chris Evans makes fun of the original Top Gear presenters but steps down after a few episodes because nobody likes him.


Feels like drama between two friends has had an impact on my friendship with one of them even though I wasn't involved and just so happened to be there at the time. Kinda annoying because he kissed her and now she's being all distant with me as if I instigated the entire thing for some weird /r9k/-esque fetish thing but I dunno, it's just annoying because she was cool and we had similar niche interests.


Guardians of the Galaxy is on Netflix, lads.

[Milsap]

That feeling when Chris Evans makes fun of the original Top Gear presenters but steps down after a few episodes because nobody likes him.

I don't recall him making fun of Angela Rippon or Quentin Wilson...

[SirBlaziken]

America isn't an empire, however this is kinda sad but true

[Kpyna]

i'd say old school empires aren't even possible anymore, but i think of america as a modern empire. we have a bunch of territories and most poorer countries we keep poor through relief efforts that may feed people but damage the economy and foster independence on our handouts. we just have to do our conquering more diplomatically, what with the UN being there and all.

appropriate quotes from catch 22

[kindtocrows]

My aunt and uncle (the ones I live with) are Trump supporters. We're not from the USA, so they can't actually vote for him, but they made it pretty clear they would. Get me out of this house.

[SirBlaziken]

As I said before, i've embraced the inevitable fact that Trump is probably going to be in office. The fact that it's gotten this far is honestly very sad. I mean at least if Trump is in office, we won't reward Hillary for the whole e-mail thing, but smh. I give up.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Going through my gallery and it's weird to see selfies from when I had hair as I've been shaving my head for so long.

Pokemon GO is also incompatible with my phone because it's about 4 generations behind since it's an S3 Mini.