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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2015, 18:12 »
i wear loafers too

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2015, 19:21 »
Those loafers aren't worth anything if the leather hasn't come from specially bread cows.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2015, 19:33 »
We need to stop loafering around and come up with new jokes.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2015, 23:01 »
If we're going to think of new jokes we'll knead to use our loaves.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2015, 01:08 »
are you implying these ones are going stale






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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2015, 03:29 »
no, but we are getting toward the heels of the loaf

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2015, 19:57 »
You doughn't say... ):

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2015, 23:01 »
Has this turned into a bread pun convention, because this thread seems to have gone arye
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2015, 00:03 »
Well, even we are arye, at yeast the PKMN.NET community have risen to the challenge posed by bread puns
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2015, 17:17 »
Ok, this one is a true story:

We ordered a pizza for lunch today, and the last 3 numbers in the order number were 404.

I think we had an error.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2015, 22:13 »
A man walks into a bar.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2015, 15:51 »
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2015, 21:52 »
What time did the man go to the dentist?
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2015, 23:06 »
Do you want to hear a joke?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2015, 21:51 »
*Walks into room, stands there for a moment, then walks away*

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