tell me your secrets [confessions thread]

[Kpyna]

i've been wanting to try turkey twizzlers for a week even though they don't look that good just because i have a feeling there's disgustingly amazing

like really contemplating trying to find some over here

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.

[Kpyna]

i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 You could freeze them and use them as corkscrews.

[sylar]

didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.

furries everywhere were outraged and devestated

[SirBlaziken]

furries everywhere were outraged and devestated

Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know.

I'm global staff on one of the larger unofficial PS! servers.

[sylar]

Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know

im a furry mate i was making a joke at my expense

[Milsap]

i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up

Turkey (34%),
Water,
Pork fat,
Rusk,
Coating (sugar, rusk, tomato powder, wheat starch, dextrose, salt, wheat flour, potassium chloride, hydrogenated vegetable oil, citric acid, spices, onion powder, malt extract, smoke flavourings, garlic powder, colour [E160c], mustard flour, permitted sweetener [E951], herb, spice extracts, herb extracts),
Vegetable oil,
Turkey skin,
Salt,
Wheat flour,
Dextrose,
Stabiliser (E450),
Mustard,
Yeast extract,
Antioxidants (E304, E307, E330, E300),
Herb extract,
Spice extract,
Colour (E162).

The contents of a turkey twizzler.

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I play Star Trek: Birth of the Federation when I'm supposed to be working.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up

god bless u, i salute ur food bravery.

one day when i grow up i wanna be foodbrave like u, i will spend every day meditating at my posters of u on Fear Factor eatin all the gross foods u all giving a thumbs up and a smile.

furries everywhere were outraged and devestated

sales of mallard marital aids leapt 2000% overnight on the day the news broke tho. i wouldn't know anythin about this //struggles to contain my huge bulging wallet full of duck dick cash//

Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know.

shinyblaziken confirmed for huge furry cant say im surprised in the least

The contents of a turkey twizzler.

(milsap googles turkey twizzler ingredients at nepotist job while on the clock)

itt milsap still believes findus did nothing wrong and that the lieberal media just made up the horsemeat scandal and besides if there was horsemeat in it it'd say on the back of the packet and it DOESNT ergo ipso facto q e d theres no horsemeat in there. i dunno what "D. Ennay" tests are and they sound highly suspect, furthermore

[Clairefable]

didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.

still duck meat innit

At least none of it's going to waste I suppose!!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I don't understand the process of wrapping a tonne of toilet roll around your hand when wiping tbh. It seems like it wastes an excessive amount of paper compared to folding it.

It's like when people cover all their chips with a squiggly line of sauce rather than having a blob in the corner of the plate.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

still duck meat innit

At least none of it's going to waste I suppose!!

self seasoning dark meat, its the best bit of the bird

[SirBlaziken]

shinyblaziken confirmed for huge furry cant say im surprised in the least

I actually wasn't going to start a fight, just wanted to point out the blaring stereotype there. Plus if I was a furry, I would've been beaten senselessly at school and have no friends because it would've gotten out by now and all of my friends love to talk about how weird furries are (then turn around and start obsessing about the darker side of anime).

As for the secret, I don't like pork and I only like a particular kind of ham.

[Lord Raven]

wow that was really specific

i'm guessing you told your friends

[SirBlaziken]

Actually no. Someone was googling lucario because they wanted a model to draw it off of and they found something a little more questionable, and it went from there.