3 wishes

[The name master]

Imagine that a genie has come out of a lamp and will grant three of your wishes. What would your three wishes be?

I will think of three wishes later (too tired and lazy right now!)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) For Natalie Portman and James Franco to never exist.

2.) For MLP FiM and Pokemon become real.

3.) For the US government not to be so messed up like it is now.