Hello, people of PKMN.net!

[TheEmperorKabutops]

'Sup, peeps. It's ya boy TheEmperorKabutops... and you don't know who I am. Why am I-
But whatever, let's get to my greeting. I am TheScrubKabutops. Wait, no. ...Eh, whatever, close enough. Anyway, I will help with terrible, terrible jokes and even worse nicknames, and the dankest memes. So let's end this with a joke.
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
Because he was out standing in his field!