Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Zy]

You start throwing balls at pigeons expecting them to carry you somewhere.

[Liam]

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start beating up other peoples pets with your one. P:

[Poetictouch]

Right, gonna try something that HASN'T been posted several dozen times now;

You've played too much Pokemon when your tear apart your house on your 40th Birthday shouting 'WHERE THE HELL'S MY FREAKING EVERSTONE?!'

[Voltorb2005]

When you go to the local rugby stadium and demand to enter the league. They say you'll have to start from the bottom but you say you have excellent catching skills and you go on the pitch and get owned by Johnny Wilkinson

[The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA]

At ten years of age, you're ready to go out into a world full of robbers (Team Rocket), dark forests and caves, and Pokémon that tower over you. 

And you only have a/an *insert starter Pokémon* to defend yourself.

[TSOL]

When you can fall asleep, anytime, anywhere, and wake up with your diary on right on top of your face.

[Poetictouch]

When you start re-using the same old phrases in a dodgy 'You Know You've Played Too Much Pokemon When...?' topic.

[RachelPiplupLover]

You know you've played too much pokemon when someone asks you what you did at the weekend and you say "I slathered a bark with honey on saturday, and on sunday I caught a cherubi!"

[RocketEchidna]

When you hallucinate seeing your guinea pig or dog looking like zigzagoon, you take it animal(pokemon) hunting to evolve it into linoone.

[Pichu!!]

When you go to a random park and make your dog run behind you, checking every now and then to see if its picked anything up.

[Snagprophet]

when you try to keep out of other people's view to avoid battles

[snowman]

When you order your cat to use Fury Swipes or your dog to use Bite.

[TSOL]

When no matter how hard you try, you can't walk off a cliff/steep edge etc, with a little mm mm mm sound accompanying it.

[Katkafka]

When...

...you never change clothes or go to the bathroom.

...upon finding a penny on the ground, you shout "I obtained PENNY!"

... you keep all of your stuff in huge box under your computer desk that reads "BOX1"

[Utack and Swampy]

You get the vocab word 'synthesis' and you say think it means 'to heal ones self using sunlight.'

...yeah, I actually did that.