You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine]

You get the vocab word 'synthesis' and you say think it means 'to heal ones self using sunlight.'

...yeah, I actually did that.

Didn't Swampy tell you it was wrong?  Sableye would not be happy.  Good job he's on holiday...

[lovedrunk]

When you see people putting CD's on animals foreheads. Mightyena learned Dark Pulse! Arcanine learned Overheat! Sneasel learned Ice Beam!

[*Jirachi*]

When you see your friend and ask him/her: "Do you wanna battle with me?" and take the Pokéball [Candy Container Ball] in your wallet and shout "Pokéball Go!"

[RachelPiplupLover]

You knwo you've played to much pokemon when you dig a hole in the ground to look for a heart scale.......

[kappa_mikey_foreva]

You know when youve played too much pokemon when you think your mum says too you all the time "let me heal you and your pokemon."

[Dane Bramage]

You know you've played too much Pokemon when any number 1-493 brings the image of the corresponding Pokemon into your mind before anything else.

And WAY too much if you can do the same for each different Dex listing for each game.

[Liam]

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you're dying to tell your stories in this topic. =)

[Apprentice]

When you expect to go on top of of a mountain, thinking it's Mt. Coronet, and get to a concreted area, thinking it's Spear Pillar, and play a random flute, which you think is the Azure Flute, and wait for a staircase mysteriously appear from the heavens so you can climb it and think you've reached the Hall of Origin so you can catch Arceus.

Either you've played to much, or got so wasted/high.

[laironlover77]

You run around flowered feilds looking for a white hedgehog with grass for spines and a pink flower growing out of its side.

[Esper]

When you get a purple balloon, draw some eyes and stick some string on the bottom of it and call it "FLOON!!!!1"

xP

[Insert Original Name Here]

When you somehow manage to store your belongings and pets within a computer.

When you avoid eye contact with anyone since you don't feel like battling.

When you carry a bike, a television, several coloured plates, medicine, a map, and a radar in a bag small enough to fit on your back without weighing you down.

When you can withdraw and mount said bike in a second.

When doing this causes annoying music to start playing until you move far away.

[PK Fury]

when you think about what pokemon you would be capable of obtaining if the world was created with pokemon.

I do. I'm too old to be wanting pokemon to be existing, but it still would be pretty cool.

[Spinda]

When its a sunny day outside you shout "Bulbasaur Use Solarbeam!"

[TSOL]

When no matter hard you try, no matter how fast you go, you can never manage to ever run someone over on your Bike, and they don't even say "Hey, watch out" or run out of the way.

[Webby]

You've been playing too much Pokemon when you decide to call fat people "Snorlax".