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You know you've played too much pokemon when...

Started by oblong, June 26, 2005, 21:44

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Webby

You know you play too much Pokemon when you type your name in full capitals.

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"

Caldoran

When most of what you've ever drawn is Pokémon.
When you imagine your computer mouse saying "PIKA"
The above statements are masterfully crafted fabrications.

OpalRhea

You know you've played to much Pokemon, when



  • You look at your email, and expect to get a small creature
  • You're pets are named after Pokemon

Webby

You know you play too much Pokemon when your Mom will use your money to buy you a spray bottle.

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"

master1

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you try to shove unwanted items into your computer's CD drive.

Webby

You know you play too much Pokemon when you travel to another dimension because you want to capture a Basilisk.

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"

CrazedAttorney

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you feel the need to save whenever you're about to go to bed.

Laprabi

When you can complete the game in 10 minutes.
hahahahahahaha

Powerforce

I never get tired of pokemon so I just keep playing without noticing I need a break


Skarmory = The only unique Steel Bird-like Pokemon to exist! (oh, and Empoleon too.)

Afro-Disiak

....when a new game is just released with loads of spoilers that you promised yourself you wouldn't look at....only to look at them ALL in under 10 minutes after finding out about them. Curse my will power.

BlackStatic

You know you've played too much pokemon when you realise that there's no bathroom in your house.

Sebastian Moran

...when you want a new game so badly that you have to buy stuff you don't really want, so that you physically cannot import the game before it's released in your country D: 
 
Luckily I'm broke already. 
 




be humble,
for you are
made of earth.






be noble,
for you are
made of stars.

PokeSurfer

When you expect that a pokemon created the world. (Like I do)

Lion Demon

Youve played too much pokemon when you go to africa and see A Swellow (I Mean swallow)!

When youve played too much pokemon your science teacher says "Whats an armadillo?"
And you reply "Armalo is A Poke.. I Mean animal with A Long tail and Is currenly Known to exsist as fossils"
Dark Friend Safari: Mightyena, Crawdwant & Liepard

q.c.™

when you think that your mother only watches television all day.

and everytime she sees you, she acts as if she hasnt seen you in years.