You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Spectre Latios]

You know you've played too much pokemon when you heard of the word TEAM, you think its a group of bad guys trying to wreck havoc on the world.  

[Shaun Ogg]

You know you've played too much pokemon when people say the same thing over and over again.

[JºèýJ³dý]

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start to try and teach your dog how to use attacks.  

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you go to the zoo on a school trip and shout 'look a rhyhorn!' and  embariss yourself infront of your whole class

[Shaun Ogg]

You know you've played too much pokemon when there are only 70 different people in the world...and one of them is only known as "The seventieth person"

[oblong]

You know you've played too much pokemon when you expect yourself to go without food for well...ever... o.O

[Shaun Ogg]

Or sleep...or using the bathroom... or showering.... phwoar... the stench...

[Spectre Latios]

Also expecting yourself not to grow, and wear the same clothes each day.  

[Dorling]

...when you begin to make a chime as you open each pocket in your bag.

[Evan & his pet Mr Mime]

Or when there's show and tell at school and bring in your hamster and say, "Say hello to Rattata"

[Shaun Ogg]

Or when ten year old boys have the freedom to roam around the world, including diving to the bottom of oceans, hunting around in caves or trying to overthrow criminal bosses (I'm thinking Saddam Hussain here, big time.)

[Philachu the Nanab Master!]

Ooh! Just thought of another one! When the earth is programmed to only rain in certain areas!

[Spectre Latios]

Or when during a battle on TV, you keep on making the pokemon battle music.

[leaf_green_master]

when you see your dog wagging its tail and it looks like a tail wip and it hits you. and i think i thought tail wip was not surposed to hurt.

[Spectre Latios]

and when you stop buying any shampoo or soap that would make bubbles for your pet dog or something, afraid that it would hurt him badly.  

[Shaun Ogg]

When theres only four countries in the world and they all speak the same language and some people fature in both of them at the same time.