You're banned!

[spritey]

You're banned for posting. You are banned from posting.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Not really.

Achievement Unlocked:
Like something that most people call 'an empty Pokeball'

EDIT: WHAAA?! Damn it, not again.... 2nd TIME I DID THIS KINDA THING!

[Mr.Mewtwo]

You're banned for posting an Achievement Unlocked post in the You're Banned topic.

[spritey]

You're banned. Banned.

[Sizacu]

Banned because I'm currently listening to nothing c:

[Alfie Timewolf]

Banned because you've eaten all the bread and now I can't have any toast!!

[Reshurott Inferno]

Banned because you got 'post' instead of 'toast'.

[Alfie Timewolf]

Banned because I found a restraining order in the post

[Reshurott Inferno]

Banned because you aint doing the dishes.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Banned because... Well just because I have nothing better to do

[OranBerrySandvich]

Time to ban someone in haiku form again, methinks.

I'm the better dish.
There is no denying it.
Therefore you are banned.

[spritey]

I'll beat you at your own game.

I will ban you now.
You're banned because I said so.
Now do not return.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Oh no you didn't...

Haikus are my thing
I have already called dibs
That's why I'll ban you

[spritey]

I'm not done.

No, you can't ban me.
I'm the better player here.
I'll ban you again.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Just warming up.

You cannot ban me.
Because I will ban you first.
I'm quicker than you.

In all seriousness, this is starting to look like the haiku equivalent of a rap battle. Not the original thingy.