You're banned!

[master1]

You're banned for causing me to levitate... Possibly.

[SHOEMAN!]

You're banned because you don't like football! 

You're banned for causing me to levitate... Possibly.

And because you're levitating... maybe

[χǾØς]

You're banned for possibly meaning Soccer instead of Football XP

xD

[Revolver]

You're banned because soccer is marvelous, and football's fabulous.

[χǾØς]

American Football right??......ikd nemore X.x

Banned for saying I was banned, not cool X.x

xD

[Revolver]

You're banned for banning me!
Yes, American Football :] Eli Manning's amazing.

[χǾØς]

Newyas, your banned for liking Eli haha xD

XP

[master1]

Banned for saying "Soccer" instead of "Football."

[bull shark]

You're banned because what would you call football if you called soccer football? Just curious. XD

[master1]

GAS
(Generic American Sport)

[I quite like that one, I wasn't even planning it]

Banned for questioning "mah authoritah."

[Revolver]

You're banned because I'm having dinner.

[bull shark]

You're banned because I'm not having dinner.

[Revolver]

You're banned because I already had dinner :] Snack wrap and a root beer.

[Sparkling Mew -- Volleyball Lover]

You're banned because for dinner I had venision (deer) and peas.

[master1]

You're banned because it's two o'clock and I still haven't had dinner. Or breakfast. Or a snack... And I blame you!