You're banned!

[Chardan]

Your banned from requiring Wheat and chooclate based substainance.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned for saying that I have a kick-ass sig. I thanketh you.

[HereForNostalgia]

Your banned for using an old English word.

Eg. I thanketh you kind stranger.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I am English. But not old. Definately NOT old.

[Chardan]

Your banned for being young. You shall be banned, Lest I destroy ones mind.

[Webby2]

You're banned for picking on the younger ones, they can't help being young.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

You're banned because if you don't go now, I'll shove a Tasmanian Devil in your pants!

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned for being young and immature. 
IMMATURENESS! *Runs around in circles*

[Kona]

You're banned for running around in circles.

[HereForNostalgia]

Your banned for making me feel dizzy.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

your banned for feeling dizzy

[master1]

You're banned for not being a Pokémon!

We Pokémon shall rule over these forums someday... You'll see! Just look at how many Pokémon have already appeared here over the years!

[HereForNostalgia]

Your banned for telling Bells she's banned because she's not a pokemon.

[+anima: Cooro]

your banned for banning Richie.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned for banning the person who banned Richie.