You're banned!

[q.c.™]

you're banned because i remember when you used to have that giant umbreon in your profile..

amirite?

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

You're banned for not being active on deviantART.

[Webby2]

You're banned because I said so P:

[serperior]

You're banned beacause an admin doesn't like you >:)

[Webby2]

You're banned beacause an admin doesn't like you >

And how would you know if an admin doesn't like me?
Banned for making me very intrigued about a comment =P

[serperior]

You're banned just because!   

[Pichu123]

You're banned because your a CS10 Fan.

[Spook]

You're banned because you're not.

[q.c.™]

You're banned because "you're a [censor]ing [censor]" as your mother once told me.

I'm so sorry.

[Spook]

You're banned because you set off the two Damned Car alarms in my street.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

You're banned for naming a Mewtwo Oblivion.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

You're banned for claiming to have made me. 

[Spook]

You're Banned for having Floppy ears.

YOU.HAVE.FLOPPY.EARS.JARJAR

[Webby2]

You're banned because your profile has "meh" in it.

[q.c.™]

You're banned because you changed your name.