You're banned!

[Apprentice]

You're banned because work is not your strong point.

[purplerush]

You're banned because that is so true =] I spend more time on here than actually working =P

[Apprentice]

You're banned because that's what we call being a "lurker".

[purplerush]

You're banned because I didn't know that =P

[Skyler and Blazer]

You're banned for making my BEASTLY cyndasmilee! I lost it though *goes looking through PMs.

[draghost999]

You're banned because this is fun.

[Apprentice]

You're banned for having fun.

[draghost999]

You're banned for making this topic simple again with your short posts.

[Apprentice]

You're banned because your posts are tl;dr's.

[draghost999]

You're banned because I'm sick today.

[Apprentice]

You're banned because I don't want sick people around my posts. :<

[draghost999]

You're banned because I'm sick in both ways.

[Apprentice]

You're banned for innuendos.
Bad puppy.

[draghost999]

Uh...I'm still sick. You're banned for...A-A-ACHOOO!!! I sneezed on your posts and now they're covered with snotty computer viruses. You don't believe me? Here's proof:

You're banned for Achooo!!!
Ba-a-achooo puppy.

You're banned because I don't want sick people around my a-a-achoooooooo!!! :<

You're banned because your posts a-a-achooo!!!

Youchooo bachooo fochooo hachooo fuchooo!!!

^Now they're all sick like me. Run away before they infect you, you'll get the worst type of germs...my germs!!!

[Apprentice]

You're banned because I am now immune to your disease. Why?
I have the 6000th reply.