You're banned!

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned because when I sent you to rehab to cure your addiction, you were like "No, no, no."

[spritey]

You're banned for missing Sitrus Berries.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned because you're an alien.

Get it? Unown/Alien aka. Unknown creature?

[spritey]

You're banned because you're still a cat.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned because you're band (+ trick abuser).

[Sizacu]

You're banned because a horse ate your cheesecake.

[spritey]

You're banned because you like Cresselia.

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned for not coming up with a more complicated reason.

[spritey]

You're banned because you have broken the three word rule several times when you were told not to.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned because U R A HAXOR!!!

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned because Hypno's forcing me to.
All glory to the Hypno-Hypno...
(Yet another obscure reference.)

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned for using ROMs

[spritey]

You're banned because I said so.

[TrickTester]

You're banned because You're one of the 3 people that seem to post here often.

[spritey]

You're banned because I'm number 1.