You're banned!

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned for failing to realise Pluto is, in fact, Mickey's dog.
And a Roman god.

[Spriter]

You're banned for OmNomNomming!

[spritey]

Sorry, I'll have to kick you off of this site because you ended your sentence in an exclamation mark. I hope you read the rules because this is strictly prohibited.

[Lugiafanatic]

You're banned for having the alphabet in your profile!

D:<

[spritey]

You're banned for ending your sentence in an exclamation mark.

[Sizacu]

You're banned because I am now going to go up to bed.

[Shaymin]

You're banned because I woke up at 6AM this morning and couldn't get back to sleep >|T

[Sizacu]

You're banned because I'd love to wake up at 6am on a weekend morning.

[spritey]

You're banned for posting.
Wait, you posted more than once.
I'll ban you much more.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

You're banned for posting as well...over 100 times?!You're IP banned.

[Sizacu]

You're banned because my 2DS was smashed right in front of me before I could even touch it.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

You're banned for making me recolour pokemon as flowers.

[Shaymin]

You're banned because your French grammar is terrible.

[Kona]

You're banned for being a credit to team.

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned for being in ownership of a Puzzle Solving Gentleman's Hat.
You know what I'm talking about, Kona.