You're banned!

[Reshurott Inferno]

Banned for illegally mutating a Bidoof into a Mildoof-thing!

[pokefin]

You're banned for having an even amount of post

[Spriter]

You're banned for being Mew.

[The Entertainer]

You're banned for being a spriter.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

for supposedly being entertaining

[Sizacu]

Banned because it's just a tad late round here.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Banned because adorableness is a sin there's no telling what'll happen if a Cresselia versus Darkrai war were to break out.

[Mondo Oowada]

^ You're banned for terrible sprite editing.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Banned for being a hypocrite.

[spritey]

You're banned because I'm banning you just for fun.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

banned for being addicted to one of the worst pokemon movewise

[Mondo Oowada]

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Banned for not realizing I didn't make my avatar, Spriter SR/XL did.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Well, tell us next time. It's a little rude if you don't credit them, I've always thought.
Skipping you because you skipped Banana.

Banned because I slipped on your skin and fell on my tush.

[Sebastian Moran]

Banned because there's not much on television at the moment and I've clearly gone mad with non-hypothetical power. 
 

[The Entertainer]

Banned for banning someone outside the obvious.

Ex of obviousness: someone has a usn of the dark cat.
Next person says: you're banned for being a dark cat.