You're banned!

[SirBlaziken]

Your banned for not being a time lord like me.

[Jackal]

You are both banned for breaking the laws of reality. You are in BIG trouble, Misters.

[SirBlaziken]

Your banned for being Salado.

[glash101]

Your banned because If I don't ban you,Joeno will use banhammer on me.

[SirBlaziken]

Your banned for being a groudon.

[glash101]

Your banned because I'm going to update it.

[SirBlaziken]

your banned for updating it.

[quack98]

You're banned for having an avvy made by a member who I can only assume to be banned.

[SirBlaziken]

your banned for assuming that

[lugia95]

You're banned for making me feel old, with your birthday that's in the 21st century.

[quack98]

You're banned for looking like a 6 

[SirBlaziken]

your banned for being the master's pet.

[lugia95]

You're banned for looking like a 6 

Dick, we said we weren't going to talk about that!

And Blaze, you're banned for consistently using the wrong form of "you're".

[quack98]

Dick, we said we weren't going to talk about that!

Did we? I didn't really reveal any of the context, and no-one bar you and Chloe will understand 

Anyway, you're banned for having 3 names (Nate, Nath & Nathan)

[lugia95]

It was Chloe we didn't want to tell. Now that I think about it, it's my fault for reacting to it, isn't it.

Banned because you made me react to it.