If the above person asked you on a date what would you say?

[q.c.™]

oh no. what a loser for doing that.

look, on our date we can go to New York like u said u wanted to =D

[Mr shadow]

me straight,,, so no.

[q.c.™]

me gay, so no.

besides, i'm taken.. i only post here in case daniel returns.

hehe.

[The Entertainer]

Well I'm not gay. So no.

[lit R.I.P PUK]

Nah. I'm straight ty. 8D

[master1]

"Sure! Let's go into a dark ally. If I say 'rape' then the law will be on my side."

Silly British lawholders.

[Utack and Swampy]

'...Eh, What the heck!? But if you bite me with those Totodile jaws of yours, I'm leaving!'

[serperior]

 Sorry, I'm not gay...

[master1]

"Sorry, this is egg laying season for my species."
And then I'd walk off singing the theme from Close Encounters. :3

'...Eh, What the heck!? But if you bite me with those Totodile jaws of yours, I'm leaving!'

But it's our way of showing affection. ;-;

[q.c.™]

All the guys on here are so lame

"I'm not gay so no"

It's just a game.

but Richie.. if you asked me out.. I'd scream "FINALLY" and then run off with you hand in hand

But of course.. Daniel will be waiting when we get to wherever we are goin.

[Revolver]

Your with Daniel so I guess not.
I'd like to date the Rupert Grint in your siggy. :'D

[q.c.™]

I would like to date him too. Or any of the three guys.

[The Entertainer]

No cuzz I don't roll that way.

[q.c.™]

i don't want to date you either. you don't have enough money and you're intimidated by my extravagant beauty.

[Sebastian Moran]

no.. because i don't know you.. and because you don't excessively love QI :/ 
latter needs fixing now.