If the above person asked you on a date what would you say?

[spritey]

It's hangover time.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

When you say "hangover time," do you mean the movie or Margeritaville?

[spritey]

I mean the silver patron.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Let me order the lobster and THEN we'll talk!

[Legacy]

Well the fact you've asked three people on dates within the last week and a half, I'm going to say no. I prefer my men to be faithful -__-


Wait wut?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Can we killz Natalie Portman?!!!  PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!!!

[Legacy]

Killing? Jeez no D= I don't kill people. I draw the line at kidnapping, no further.

I can see that any date with you would end in disaster, so I'm going to have to decline your offer I'm afraid.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Can we kidnapz Justin Bieber and throwz his body into a river while hez tied up in a duffel bag?!!!  PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!!! :3

[Legacy]

You're persistant I'll give you that. But no. Justin Bieber might be an arrogant bugger, but you're still implying we kill him when you say to 'dump his body in a river'.

The answer is still no.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Can we lock Justin Bieber in a trunk and forget about him?

[Sunnii]

I am don't want a load of little girls, or any aged girls for that matter, coming to hunt me down for locking him away... even if his last song I heard sounded like a pervert whispering. So nope.

How about we just go get some ice cream and chill?

[Legacy]

How about we just go get some ice cream and chill?

I see what you did thar. I SEE IT!

Yeah sure, I'm up for that XD Let's goooooo!!!!!

[Sebastian Moran]

I'm not sure that's a very good idea. You seem incredibly cheerful and high on life, and I'm that much of a miserable sod that I feel as though I would just bring you down. 
Also I'm stingy. 
 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Can we stab Joy Behar multiple times?!!!!!!!!!!! PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3

[Sebastian Moran]

Hey, pokemongeek, this is the "make up a daft excuse for not having to take the person above you on a date" topic, not the "post a list of people you'd like to stab whilst using as many exclamation marks and as much annoying capslock as possible" topic. You're ruining all of the fun for us happy-go-lucky folks. 
 
Plus, to be honest, the list of popular people you're innovatively hating got boring a couple of posts back. 
So, I know that it's forum games and it's all daft and silly, but there's a good reason to keep more or less on topic. Whey!