If the above person asked you on a date what would you say?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Can we go to the casino?

[lugia95]

Sadly, I am under 18 and cannot get into casinos. Therefore, I cannot take you where you want to go, so I'll have to turn you down.

[Reluctant Wailord]

No.
You're a legendary bird from a game filled with fantastical creatures, I'm a fictional whale with issues.
Lots of issues.

[Wolstenholme]

They don't call you reluctant for nothing I see!

No then!

[SirBlaziken]

No, for many reasons.

1. Distance problem
2. Age difference
3. Move a lot

and the biggest of all:

4. You're too good for me

They all apply, still

[lugia95]

You're too far away, too young and too male, so no.

[SirBlaziken]

You're too far away, too old, and too male, no

[quack98]

If we weren't brothers I would...

Sniped

Too far away...

[SirBlaziken]

You're too far away, too old, and too male, no

They all apply

[lugia95]

If we weren't brothers I would...

Dick, why...?

And still no, Blaze.

[quack98]

What do you mean Why?

We've got a lot in common, you're a little taller than me and there's not too much age difference.

But, we're brothers so its a no. And I'd likely lock my door xD

[lugia95]

Well, you've totally creeped me out, so no. (And that's even if we weren't brothers, by the way.)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I never say no to a date!

[quack98]

Why not? It's just a date, what can go wrong?

@nayf: I'm not that bad...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Shall we go dancing in a club?