lets count to 100,000,000

[Wolstenholme]

13175. We're adorable.

Hahahaha my front yard. It's like a tiny spit of land with a funny little tree in the middle.... & a drive, obvs.

[quack98]

13175. @Nate: Wow... I knew I was stupid...

In my defense, I'm on a touch screen keyboard, and o is next to p

@Blaze: Or he could just overpower me into a box and mail me?

[lugia95]

13177. And since the cake is a lie, he'll bash his face right on Chloe's patio!

Sounds good.

[quack98]

13177. I don't think a catapult will reach from Glasgow to Nottingham...

[lugia95]

13179. Not with that attitude...

[Wolstenholme]

13180. Well if it helps I'm actually at the very northern tip of Nottinghamshire, it might as well be South Yorkshire I'm that close.

[SirBlaziken]

13181, better idea, do everything the same, except make him slightly miss, landing in one of the trees!

[quack98]

13182. You wouldn't want me as a brother anyway,..

[lugia95]

13183. We'd need some sort of super computer to figure out those calculations...

Lulu, we need your help!

[quack98]

13184. Actually, I can manage. If you know I the exact distance between the houses.

[SirBlaziken]

13185, better yet, just launch him wherever, then make him find his own way there.

Just kidding.

[lugia95]

13186. Dick, we live in Scotland and Chloe lives in England. Do you really think we know the exact distances between our houses?

[quack98]

13187. Or, while you're at it, just shoot me 

@Nate: well, a computer can't do it without the distance...

[lugia95]

13188. Hmm... fair point.

[Hitmonchu]

13189.
Here's the 'chu!
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