lets count to 100,000,000

[NTN]

5757. Yes, my Robin. I also have too much hands on my time. Because this site is really sucking up my spare time!

[quack98]

5758. This site is definitely the best use of your time though, master. You wouldn't have met us lot if you hadn't 

[NTN]

5758. This site is definitely the best use of your time though, master. You wouldn't have met us lot if you hadn't 

5759. This only counts for after 2010. Also, I need your brilliance for RPing! I mean, RPing with you lot is fun and gets me all jumpy and excited on here like it's still 2010!

[quack98]

5760. Aww... You make me feel important, master. 

[Wolstenholme]

5760.

5758. This site is definitely the best use of your time though, master. You wouldn't have met us lot if you hadn't 

And he's really glad about that 

[NTN]

5760.
And he's really glad about that 

5762. Don't get too sure of that or I'll eat your mouth.

[Wolstenholme]

5762. Don't get too sure of that or I'll eat your mouth.

5763. Go for it 

[quack98]

5764. Erm... Master? I don't want to sound like I'm questioning you, but, how you eat a mouth?

[NTN]

5765.

5764. Erm... Master? I don't want to sound like I'm questioning you, but, how you eat a mouth?

Oh, my poor Robin, you have much to learn.

How you eat a mouth? You try to angle your jaws forward a bit as you open your mouth to bite. Then you bite down below someone's lips, and slide your teeth into the jagged spots on the person's gums. Keep shoveling into the gums until he or she bleeds, and then you may just go wild and wolf down their face while making sure the mouth is severely disfigured at the end.

I will demonstrate on Chloe as soon as I take cover from the severe sniping fire I've been taking here.

EDIT: There was no sniping fire.

[quack98]

5766. I'm sorry master. I'm just not as skilled as you at these violent things 

At least by being your pet I should learn them 

[Wolstenholme]

5767. I'm only letting him do this because we're married

[NTN]

5768. This is not my way of kissing you.

[Wolstenholme]

5769. I know, it's just that I'll forgive you for it afterwards to "save the marriage" 

[quack98]

5770. @Master; Wait. If you're married, that means anything of yours is also Chloes. I don't want to belong to Chloe 

[Wolstenholme]

5771.

5770. @Master; Wait. If you're married, that means anything of yours is also Chloes. I don't want to belong to Chloe 

I don't have any authority!