lets count to 100,000,000

[quack98]

7340. Okay big bro... I won't...

[Jackal]

Only cut one of them in half. You'd then have 3 halves.

I won't even deny that... I'm a moron...

7337

No cuz that's a half and two fourths, or two "half-haves" wich is still a half...
7341

[quack98]

No, because half-halves are still a half of something, plus the other full half is 3 halves. It's wrong, but its right.
7342

[lugia95]

7343. I have two halves of a soul. Dick then splits one half into two more halves. Therefore, I have three halves. It makes sense.

[quack98]

7344. I'd be a good Phoenix Wright 

[lugia95]

7345. I almost want to become a lawyer, but then I realise wanting to shout "objection" isn't really enough to justify a whole career path...

[quack98]

7346. Yeah, it probably isn't...

[Jackal]

7343. I have two halves of a soul. Dick then splits one half into two more halves. Therefore, I have three halves. It makes sense.

no it's two half-halves and a "full" half. to half-halves aren't equivalent to an "entire" half... so if i put these into actual #s, a half=1, half-half=.5 and 1>.5 so THEY ARENT ALL NUMERICAL HALVES. only a half is.

[lugia95]

7348. To be honest, I'm just waiting for the situation where I can objection and seem cool. I have a feeling that moment will never come...

[quack98]

OBJECTION! I didn't say numerical halves, I said halves. And they are halves. Halves of 0.5, not halves of 1.

7349

[lugia95]

7350. Sorry, Dick's right.

[quack98]

7351. Don't be sorry for agreeing with your bro! 

[Jackal]

OBJECTION! I didn't say numerical halves, I said halves. And they are halves. Halves of 0.5, not halves of 1.

7349

Ok so how is 33.33... a half of 1
7352

[quack98]

OBJECTION! that is irrelevant. I just had to prove that 3 halves can be made from one soul, I've done this.

0.5 = a half of one
0.25 = a half of a half, and so still a half of something
0.25 again

Total = 1, and composed of 3 halves

[lugia95]

7354. You didn't type a number, but it's forgiven because you said objection instead.