lets count to 100,000,000

[quack98]

8930. Nate blackmailed me into being your boyfriend, and he says you have to...

[lugia95]

8931. Well, there's also the fact that Dick loves you, but that's pretty much it.

[SirBlaziken]

8932, well Nathan, thanks....

[lugia95]

8933. Hey, no problem, buddy. *actively ignoring sarcasm*

[quack98]

8931. Well, there's also the fact that Dick loves you, but that's pretty much it.

8934. What happens if I say I don't?

[lugia95]

8935. Well, you'll be stuck in an unhealthy relationship.

[SirBlaziken]

8936, why am I being punished?

[lugia95]

8937. Um... I don't know. Because I felt like it?

[quack98]

8938. I'm not a punishment! Anyway, why am I being punished?

[SirBlaziken]

8939, why don't we just call Dick narcissistic and just end it.

[lugia95]

8940. You're being punished because of all your "Nayfun loves Chloe/Draghost" posts.

[quack98]

8941. Stop it Nayfan! I'll do anything! 

[lugia95]

8942. Nope, don't care, I already have one of those, plus my unending ability to blackmail you.

[SirBlaziken]

8943, why am I being punished for something he did? This time give a valid reason.

[lugia95]

8944. Okay, here's my reason. I need someone to date Dick, because it makes it easier for me to make fun of him. I can't use Draghost or Chloe, because I have no power over them, and I don't know Salad all that well. That really just leaves you, I'm afraid.