Flirt with the person above

[bull shark]

if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u behind i

[Kpyna]

Want an earthquake in your sacred fire? 

yes;)

anywayyyys.

i lost my drediel, so i guess you're the only thing i can take for a spin now, huh?

[Paul200]

Nice pants. They'd look even nicer on the floor.

[MOP]

Do you like shorts? They're comfy and easy to wear...like you.

[EMPIRE]

You must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.

[sylar]

you think pretty highly of yourself huh...

You possess exceptional taste in footwear. I submit the suggestion that we engage in immediate and frenzied sexual intercourse.

[EMPIRE]

So?

I'm easy. Are you?

[Hahex and Oshawott]

bloody hell, what's with all the pokemon game mechanic pick up lines? they're incredibaly depressing to watch.
sorry guys, carry on.

[Darkwing]

Mind if i teach you to pilot a tardis.

[bull shark]

would you like to have a slumber party in my basement?

[saillith]

*flirts*

Thar ya go lassie <3

[Darkwing]

CAre to show me your Parade Rest?

[Hicky]

your username is a description of my insidious nature in the bedroom, with what follows 'eevee' to be the size of condom used.

[saillith]

You and me.

Roly poly.

Down the hill.

Now.

[TickTockTheCroc]

I'll show you the real meaning of 'Hydro Pump'