Topic: Send-A-Message Thread

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear "The guys"

C'mon guys, why have you gotta be so beta? "If I buy a ball, who want's a kickabout up the park?" "noo i dont like football". It's like, we don't need to play football, we can just have a kickabout, but no, you want to play something you know you are good at even though the other guys aren't? Stroking your ego much?


Dear "The world"

How come, when I finally give football a chance and actually love it, no one else likes it? I understand that there are about... 0 dedicated places to play football here but y'know, try? It would be great to go out in the afternoon and have a kickabout with somebody else, might actually get good at it.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear puk


mars landing mission success




hahahaha i was the first to post about the mars landing i rock


from me

[f3raligatr]

Dear body,

i know you ache, i know you sigh, but if you just bear with me for the next nine days i'll treat you to a bit of sun and a bit of relaxation. however, i do want just a bit more weight off of my stomach so it doesn't look like i'm three months gone, so.. we'll require a bit more jogging done once this hole in my foot disappears :D it's not just the legs either, expect plenty of sit-ups, casual bmf sessions if my lungs care to keep open, and lots and lots of lovely work on my shoulders :D

it's okay though, we'll be eating lots of lovely salads, plenty of beautiful fruit, drinking those protein shakes and avoiding all those fatty foods you like to burn off anyway like the plague. aren't i marvelous?

Lots of love in the whole widest of wide worlds,

Rob


Dear you,

i don't see you for nearly two months and i only begin thinking about you again when you upload pictures of you and your wonderful boyfriend going camping on facebook..?

.. cool. how's that going for you? mind if i ask your friend out instead, she's kinda cute? although she is the sister of one of my friends, so i don't see that going down well with him.. ahaha.

Rob

[sylar]

dear john

what the hell happened to the promise that it was done and you didnt care? its obvious he doesnt, so why do you?
now youre sending stupidly twee little messages with more apologies than necessary
you didnt do a thing wrong so why are you apologising? are you just that desperate for a friend?
he doesnt want you
nobody does
youre a waste of space
let it go you pathetic excuse for a human
im so sick of your bullcrap
everyone is
drop dead

thanks!!!

- john

[Specstile]

what am i going to do with my life xD

[Sebastian Moran]

dear beth 
lets be really cool this year and go out places and do stuff. 
i know that we said this last year but this time lets actually MEAN IT. 
woo go us we're gr8. 
ps can i live at yours until i get internet installed at my flat?? 
love m 
xx 
 

[sylar]

dear mark and beth

can i come too



dear guy i met for the first time in 3 years today

thats not fair dont do that to me
you were weird in school youre not allowed to be hot and charming now
how dare you be straight too you jerk dammit stop that
get out stop doing this to me i hate you go back to being weird im not crushing on you no this isnt fair

whats ur number tho

[Shaymin]

dear person i used to like but now have an underlying loathing for

if you had been honest in the first place i wouldn't be so upset and angry at you. now i just think you're so many words i'm not allowed to say on here

from me

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear mark

i declare open season on each other's failures if we don't shape up and fly straight this year
especially if i endlessly copy your tutorial work all slobbery melting candle face as i did "i didnt do my tutortial cos i dont wasnt to succeed this year mqrk letr me docppty urs?????" as i did literally all year lmao
and "Johnny mcTutorial-Doing" in my head pretty much laid back and went "welp i wont ever need to be in service ever" and it was ok cos his boss "Depression" always was on his side lmao

yes hopefully i will stop being such a useless piece of       and playing video games all day     im falling down all these stairs  cos good god if i hadn't had enough warnings that This Is It lmao

lüv me

dear john

yes of course its automatic coolness entry for members of postkind like basically we rented the minibar in advance for each member

lüv me

 

[MOP]

Dear small brother,
you can never have too many LEDs inside a fancy new desktop. I command you to mod my case with LED fish and possibly a laser light show.
Sincerely,
MOP

Dear work,
please tell AMU to request more portable x-rays, it gives me an excuse to visit there and stalk try to find a certain someone. >_<

Dear bus service,
why does it take two buses and two hours to go just five miles every morning and what advantage do you actually offer over walking very slowly?

[Shaymin]

Dear Mac, my hamster
GET THE HELL OUT OF WHERE YOU'RE HIDING. YOU'RE SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME. COME OUT AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.
Love, me, your owner
ps. i'm serious please come out of hiding i'm gone cry in school that's not good PLEASE MAC don't be dead qnq

[f3raligatr]

Dear you,

Why did I have to have that bright idea of letting him go after you? I mean, I'm capable of some very stupid things, but I think that has it's own category created for it named ".. dude what?!". That's not even the worst bit, the worst bit was that I let him go after you because I was so sure you'd chew him up and spit him out after a couple of months and.. yet.. you're still bloody together. And the dude looks like it's made him, that he's more likely to be the one to chew you up and spit you out.

-sigh-

Well, Rob, what a complete and utter balls up you've made of that one. At least you're fitter than both of them now, in more ways than one.


Dear Slim,

I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some girl who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground stuff that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with Rawkus too, that stuff was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.

This is Stan Rob

[Richard and Blaziken]

Dear Rob,

-hugs- ;;

Dear Kay,

Thank you for joining me in Pokemon of the Week! I can tell this is going to be fun, and I am lucky to have someone so intelligent writing with me! ^_^

[OVOxo]

Dear Stan Rob,

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you
But what's this stuff you said about you like to cut your wrists too
I say that stuff just clowning dog, come on, how messed up is you?
You got some issues Stan Rob, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this stuff about us meant to be together
That type of stuff'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan Rob
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff
I seen this one stuff on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...

It was you, damn

[sylar]

dear rob and webbz

stop

-john