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[Shaymin]

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dear past me

he's a mistake

love me of veryl ate 2015

[MOP]

Dear local people,
how about no one is unwell on Tuesday night? I love you to bits but I have all this CPD to do and 3am seems an appropriate time to do it. P:
Cheers!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Dear, you three

Guys, you really made me sick tonight, you honestly did, all you did was ignore me and to be honest, from you lot I expected different. You wonder why I'm so aggressive and hostile to people and to be honest, this is why. It's because people like you feel the need to place themselves higher than others.

To be honest, pull another stunt like that and I'm going to unfollow you on tumblr, block you on facebook and remove you from my friends on live.

[OVOxo]

Dear Daniel

Have you sorted out a date to go home yet? Need to know so I can organise a lift / train tickets. Would text / ring Mum but phone is playing up at the moment so don't think I'm asking you to be a nuisance =]

[Reluctant Wailord]

Dear D,
I see now. That's what I'd become.
I'd turned into what you are now. The very thing I swore I never wanted to be.
I thank you - not for being a teacher of what to be, but an example of what not to be.
You were my friend - someone I could confide in. And the reverse was true.
But now, now you've gotten that sliver of authority, you've shown your true colours. I know what goes on behind closed doors. I know that you're power-hungry, and domineering. I thought I knew you, even a little bit. But no more. I'm done rooting for you.
And let me tell you this, in the hopes that you'll realise it, just like I did.
Sure, you may be flying high now. But when you crash and burn, you'll only have yourself to blame when nobody's around to catch you.
It's not too late - we can still patch things up. We can still laugh and joke as we used to. We can still have those little treasure hunts and mysteries at your place. We can still play Goldeneye like we did at my place. I want to give you a chance - but you're going to get off your high horse and accept that you're just like the rest of us.
I know it's hard, I had to do it. But it's not impossible.

[Dragonpika]

Dear A,

I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by messaging you other than shaking an olive twig in your direction in an "I still massively care about you and I miss you" sorta way.. like, it's cool that you've moved on from those days and I respect that, but I just wanted you to know that I don't care about how much of an idiot you think you've been or whatnot because you're my friend! Or at least, we used to be, we used to be such close friends, and I've no idea what changed.. Idk maybe it was naive of me to think you'd still want that? I know how much stuff from here gets to you so I probably should've seen it coming.

But really, things aren't as bad as you think! You were right when you said you overthink things and it messes you over, and honestly I doubt anyone really is that bothered. You made a couple of mistakes, well goodness me who hasn't? I've made squillions! But y'know, you just learn from it and move on, and I'm pretty sure nobody actually resents you as much as you think they do.

I have no idea how my message caused your response but I'm really sorry that it did. And I've no idea if you'll read this, but I sorta have to try because I don't want you buggering off on such a sour note. Just know that I still care, okay?

And since you still probably won't come back, which is fine if that's what you need, in your own words:

"Have a good life, you deserve it" <3

[Urdnot Grunt]

^ Oh Kay...;__; <3

Dear Ma.

Please for the love of god don't be lazy and NOT pick me up from the airport on the 22nd cos my sister wouldn't drive you there. YOU CAN DRIVE! My only option here is you...who I get along perfectly fine with and want to squee and have a damn good natter with...or dad...who probably won't speak to me at all for the whole 45 minutes it takes for him to drive from the airport to your house ;__;

...Please mum?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Dear Gurl frayund

Not really sure where our friendship stands, if it's legit then we've become friends so damn quickly that it could knock me off my feet. Don't really want to think about the what if's if it isn't a legitimate friendship, but hey, you don't step blindly. Seeing the current circumstances I'm gonna have to be careful with this 

Started off with me tutoring you, then you got friendlier and in all fairness I don't mind you, you're a nice person and all and maybe we can hang out in the Christmas holidays or something, damn it sounds like I got tutor zoned but who cares if we're just friends? 

So yeah, people are starting to think you have a crush on me that's alright like, we gotta hang out more!

[Reluctant Wailord]

Dear people I wanted to be friends with,
Well, here I am. I've tried time and time again, but you people just never change. I offer you an olive branch, and you snap it. I know we both want to see each other die in a fire, but we're not going to solve anything by doing things this way. I'm doing my best, here, just trying to lighten the atmosphere. Well, I was. I don't think it's worth it any more.

Thanks for ending the term on a sour note, I. No, really. I'm thanking you. You've taught me not to waste my time trying to reason with people like you. I won't be wasting my time, chasing after a false dream of friendship and unity between our respective groups. You live your life, as I will mine. There's no need for argument or bloodshed, sneaky attacks or just plain rudeness. We're better than that. I know that, for sure, you were. Maybe you still are.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear last poster (if you are who i think you are then hi lmao)

have you ever looked up the 5 Geek Social Fallacies????? i think they'd come in useful for what looks like obvs. interpersonal drama

that and school is going to be social drama whichever way you cut it
but its worth it not to end up a homeschool sperg who has the social immune system of a frail albino kid who's allergic to everything

like i hated my school years but considering how awesome they made me later in life through putting up with shedloads of crap - and also realising through blunt force teen angst that perhaps i was being a completely socially inept idiot at times - like i kind of dont regret it

try not to shoot up the school cos they were all "hateful normals" its not worth it in the long run

love me

[MOP]

Dear friend 2
Yes its an opinion but its my opinion so its right! So what's the problem? 
Love Nick

p.s. I'm also disappointed in your cheese based decisions.

[Clairefable]

Dear Scumbag,

I tried to be grown up about this. I tried to make this as nice and clean as possible. But you, being the huge manchild that you are, simply has to make this more difficult. Well, see all that stuff I said about "not wanting to have this conversation over text"? Forget it. Yer chucked.

Have a nice life!

[Sizacu]

Homework,

Why must there be so much of you?

- Nick.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

I know you want me to forgive you for everything. For some, I can. But right now you just need to let me have that space. It won't be too long, unless you do something stupid again...

Love~

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear brah.

Seriously? You need to get a grip, if you're annoyed with me for "not inviting you" to something even though I gave you all the details you need to grow up, I even told you that you could come.
The thing is, you're so paranoid you probably think we didn't want you to come so we could slag you off or something but to be honest, you wouldn't have enjoyed it, we spent a few hours playing Axis & Allies then we had a bash at Flames of War.

Seriously brah, all I did was buy lots of planes and fortify Alaska, Alaska man, everyone else was suprised because Alaska is somewhere where nobody bothered with.

Oh my days! That is what's made you get in a strop with me! Seriously, man up you prat, I'm tired of dealing with your pathetic immature crap mate, you can either man up and apologize or to be frank I don't need to know you anymore.

I gave you the time and place so you only have yourself to blame for not trusting my info.

Get a grip you prat.