What's confusing you right now?

[Sizacu]

My right earphone dropped into my soup.
I clean it/dab it furiously to get as much of the thick soup out as possible.
Now better music quality is coming out of it than my left, and apparently none of the soup has damaged it whatsoever.

What?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

I'm over her, but I still find her cute...?

[MOP]

^ If this woman is attractive then you will still notice her looks, even after you lose your crush on her. :/

I want tea to make my head feel better but my head hurts because of too much tea. What do I do? Drink or not drink? D:

[Sizacu]

thick soup must have pulled all of the dust out. 
THAT SOUNDS PLAUSABLE 
so go with it   

Do that I shall.
Now my question has been answered c:

[Spriter]

I'm not so excited for christmas. O.O
Although I'm hoping for an acoustic guitar and a camera...

Topic time! Watch this space.

[Catstorm]

i am back to consume this topic.

I feel like a sensitive person a lot. You see, I don't like to kill people in video games (despite my respect for said series such as CoD) nor do I like to read stories about innocent things being harmed, like for some reason I was upset by the puppy in The Great Gatsby in chapter 2 being left in all that cigarette smoke and whimpering? (seriously?). My heart feels like it's hurting during this feeling.

And yet, I don't feel like a sensitive person. Over the bad events I can recall that happened recently, I usually did not cry. I think it's because I've seen what happens when people let their emotions override their decisions and I usually resort to being objective about the situation. Note that this has happened to me as early as 2007. (I thought at that time that not crying was a sign of bravery or something? )

It's like I can't stand things that don't happen in my own life but I feel unemotional about things that do. Wut.

[MOP]

Videos of Sonic games from the last decade confuse me a lot, Sonic Advance on GBA was good but these 3D ones are just weird. I'm tempted to rent a Sonic game for a weekend just to see how bad the cut scenes really are. What on Earth were the designers and writers up to?

[OranBerrySandvich]

Bah, one minute he's a cool dude, the next he's an idiot who I'd love to punch in the face, many times. I guess some people really are just two-faced, but still...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

What's trolling, a mosh pit and why does everyone think I have an ear fetish on this site?!!! I just asked if I could touch an ear and everyone assumes I get off on it?!!! I just want to touch an ear, that's all, not lick and caress it!!!!

[Sebastian Moran]

^I do find that the best way to get people to forget or get bored of something is to constantly bring it up to deny it every chance that I get. 
 

[Kona]

Pizza's a vegetable? What is this world coming to.

Next thing we know Mayonaise will be an instrument. Horseradish too.

[sylar]

Pizza's a vegetable? What is this world coming to.

because ★ america
^{god bless united we stand praise christ}

[MOP]

You know that Argos advert with the alien mum saying "mmm Bieber"? Well now there is "romantic" fan art for this new pairing. Who would want this?   

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Glyphs. I've read this story before, but from what little I remember it barely matches up. I'm sure I'll figure it out, though.

[MOP]

Why am I the only one online? Its like everyone else has a job or school...or life. D:

I'm confused about the way fanboys behave online, do they really have nothing better to do?