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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #255 on: August 24, 2012, 14:12 »
Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO trashy not even New Jersey wants her! (No offense, New Jersey!)
Your momma's so stupid she thought Litwick was a candle and teied to blow it out!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #256 on: August 25, 2012, 19:22 »
yo mamma so stupid,she thought dusknoir was whering a coustume and tried to pull it off,then dusknoir shoved her into the mouth on his belly
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #257 on: August 27, 2012, 13:54 »
Your momma's so stupid she thinks American Idol is a religious show!

Your momma's so boring that she makes watching a Slaking more entertaining!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #258 on: August 27, 2012, 18:41 »
yo momma so fat she made jirachis hidden eye burst open and say "really?"
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #259 on: August 27, 2012, 22:12 »
Yo momma so ugly, she caused all of the fossils to revive just to run away from her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #260 on: August 29, 2012, 14:25 »
You're momma's SOOOOOO ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it looked at her!
Yor momma is so clumsy she dropped a Shellos with Stick Hold!
Your momma's SOOOOO stupid that she thought Trubbish was a garbage bag and when she tried to throw it put, it used Explosion!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #261 on: August 29, 2012, 17:42 »
Yo mamma so weak, False Swipe CAN finish her off!
Yo mamma so fat, Sheer Cold doesn't even work on her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #262 on: August 29, 2012, 18:04 »
yo mamma so ugly that she made grotle go in its shell when it looked at her
yo mamma so stupid she messed with a magikarp then it evolved and at her
gyarados:MMMMMmmm...stupid yo mamma
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #263 on: August 30, 2012, 13:43 »
Yo mammas so short, she makes Diglett look tall!
Yo mammas so angry, she can overpower a Rayquaza using Outrage!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #264 on: August 31, 2012, 17:32 »
 Yo mommas so unsatisfying it makes the daycare ditto seductive.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #265 on: November 26, 2012, 04:08 »
Yo mommas so slow,she makes a slowbro look fast
Yo mommas so loud she can make an never awakening snorlax with one SCREAM!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #266 on: November 26, 2012, 12:11 »
Your momma's so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #267 on: February 24, 2013, 20:44 »
Yo momma is so fat that the Name Rater said to her, "Wow, you're fatter than me, my mother, and America combined!"

Yo momma so fat that when someone throws a Heavy Ball at her, it doesn't catch, it gets swallowed in her fat!

Yo momma so fat that when Joeno slams his banhammer on her, it bounces back and hits him in the face.

Yo momma so skinny that Sudowoodo falls in love thinking that she's a wooden stick.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #268 on: February 26, 2013, 20:34 »
Yo momma so fat it took Scyther three hours to find her good side.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #269 on: July 23, 2013, 05:25 »
Yo momma so fat Slaking and Snorlax were originally based off her, but their original sprites were too big for the screen.
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