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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #285 on: July 25, 2013, 01:37 »
Yo momma is so dumb, she kept making insulting blaziken jokes, and got flat out burned by one.

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Yo mamma so skinny, she makes a pichu look obese
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #286 on: July 25, 2013, 03:40 »
Yo momma is so fat and ugly, when she appears in the wild she's labeled as "Garbodor."
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #287 on: July 25, 2013, 03:57 »
yo mamma so stupid, when she put a pink coat on, a box below her appeared saying "A wild slowpoke appeared!"
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #288 on: July 28, 2013, 23:09 »
Yo mamas so fat, she blocks Snorlax's path.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #289 on: July 28, 2013, 23:10 »
Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #290 on: July 29, 2013, 01:20 »
Quote from: TheAlmightyEmboar on July 28, 2013, 23:10
Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.

That's a good one!

Yo momma so hungry, she out ate an army of snorlaxes
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #291 on: August 02, 2013, 22:49 »
TUB OF LARD is evolving!

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Congratulations! TUB OF LARD evolved into YO MOMA!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #292 on: August 03, 2013, 00:06 »
Yo Momma such a failure, after blaziken came out in Hoenn, she tried to be infernape, and was worse than infernape.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #293 on: August 03, 2013, 07:43 »
Yo mama's so fat, when she uses Body Slam, it turns into an Earthquake.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #294 on: August 03, 2013, 12:13 »
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to plug an iPod into a Pikachu!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #295 on: August 03, 2013, 12:35 »
Yo momma so fat she put on a blue coat and everyone thought a wild Wailord appeared.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #296 on: August 03, 2013, 13:40 »
Yo momma so weak, a lv. 1 magikarp beat her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #297 on: August 04, 2013, 01:52 »
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to sneak up on a Girafarig and its tail bit her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #298 on: August 04, 2013, 01:55 »
Yo momma so fat, Heavy Balls gravitate toward her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #299 on: August 04, 2013, 02:18 »
yo momma is such garbage, Garbodor fell in love with her.
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