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Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Ash: Oh, hey Brock! *Birch opens his eyes* Ash: Where's you go Brock? *Birch closes his eyes* Ash: There you are Brock! *Birch opens eyes* Ash: Now where'd you go Brock? Birch: You're such an idiot.... by Angelic Lapras King
  2. Birch: *leans over* ...! Fetch me the holy water! We have a real live VAMPIRE here! Ash: For the fourth time, he's an electric mouse! Of course he'll have fangs! Birch: ALL MICE ARE VAMPIRES!! by Sizacu
  3. Upon touching Pikachu, you will be granted a lifetime supply of electricity and blindness. by Sizacu
  4. Pikachu: Ketchup... Ketchup... Gimme ketchup.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  5. Birch: I can't see anything! Why did Brock leave me his eyes? by Nightmare Eater
  6. Ash: I miss Anabel. At least she could read Pokemon thoughts, not this faker... by Angelic Lapras King
  7. "Hrm... It's just as I thought. He's been exposed to stupidity for far too long. Have him watch a few episodes of QI, he'll be right as rain in no time." by
  8. Pikachu: ARE YOU PUTTING ME IN A CLOWN COSTUME AGAIN?!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
  9. When Brock left the show, we still needed a funny eyed guy right? by Nightmare Eater
  10. It's hard to help young Pokemon Trainers when you're constipated. by Danatales
  11. Birch: Simba... Ash: This is a Pikachu. by RedFox
  12. Birch: So then, I stole his car and... Ash: What about my Pikachu, dammit. Birch: Oh, that. He's dead. by Lord Arceus
  13. Birch: Your child sure is furry, ma'am. Ash: I'm a boy, and that's a Pikachu. open your eyes D: by Danatales
  14. Ash: No, you don't have healing hands. Can I have my money back? ¬.¬;; by Umby2000
  15. Prof Birch: I can't believe you've been able to carry Pikachu on your head for so many years Ash, he's so heavy! by Umby2000
  16. Birch: My eyes look like Brock! I OWN ALL. by Lord Arceus
  17. Pokemon 30 years later: Brock has become an accomplished Pokemon Doctor and Ash is still 10 years old by jagabor
  18. Birch: What a cute baby by Fpb2014
  19. Birch: What are you doing? Ash: Mario, Kirby and Sonic teamed up against him. by Fpb2014
  20. Ash: PIKACHU! WHY DID YOU LOSE THE TOURNAMENT?!?! Birch: I had money on him! :( by Fpb2014