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Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. I'm the Goddamn Birchman... by jjas132
  2. Birch: *gasp* The Zubat Signal! by jagabor
  3. Assistant: BIRCH! BIRCH! BIRCH! OH JESUS CHRIST! BIRRRRRCH! by Angelic Lapras King
  4. Prof. Birch bravely goes where no Pokemon Professor has gone before... Beyond the 4th wall! by Utack and Swampy
  5. The region will look up and shout "Save us..." And I'll whisper, "No." by
  6. Birch has had at least 4 captions now. Possible R/S/E remake?! by Nightmare Eater
  7. Assistant: But I thought you said you weren't coming back for no god damn RS Remake? Birch: My fangirls need me by Angelic Lapras King
  8. Birch: Don't worry I just got done beating every assassin's Creed game I know exactly what I'm doing. by yukithewhitewolf
  9. To the Birchcave! by
  10. Birch: I will punish you, in the name of Pokemon Research! by Sizacu
  11. Birch: I am the hero Hoenn needs,not the one it deserves... Other Kid: You are a Pokémon Professor, not a Dark Knight! Heck, you got mauled by a Zigzagoon a few hours ago!! by BGY98
  12. Shortly after pushing him out a window, Birch checks to make sure Ash won't be coming back. by Danatales
  13. Birch: ASK ME FOR A PIKACHU AGAIN, PUNK! by Danatales
  14. Birch: DANG KIDS I JUST HAD THIS WINDOW FIXED! by yukithewhitewolf
  15. Birch: I've had enough waiting for an R/S remake! I'm jumping! Green Haired Kid: If you do it, then Oak will take your place! Birch: ...Fine I won't jump. by Nightmare Eater
  16. Birch: I'll teach those kids not to mess with with my windows. by RedFox
  18. Birch is used to his windows being broken by stray balls, but being that this particular ball was a Pokeball containing a Zigzagoon, I can understand his frustration by jagabor
  19. Assistant: There's a white-haired boy here claiming to be your son. Birch:...*jumps out window* by jagabor
  20. I guess Birch is preparing for the Leap of Faith. by yukithewhitewolf