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Oak Wants Your Brains...

Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Oak: Oh dear, seems they've come to take me away. Could you let my grandson know?...I don't really remember his name...Or your name...and are you a boy or a girl? by jagabor
  2. Oak: I'm legal required to inform you that I am a sex offender living in your neighborhood! by Danatales
  3. Max: I need an adult. Oak: I AM an adult! by RedFox
  4. "Come on. I'm your happy ol' Uncle Oak. I never did anythin' bad to ya. Didn't I? DIDN'T I? COME ON, TALK, YOU SEXY LITTLE BASTARD!" by lucario12
  5. Oak: wow these handcuffs are tight! :D by Danatales
  6. The SOPA act claims it's first victim... by Angelic Lapras King
  7. So You kids wanna see the inside of my van by
  8. Oak: ...And that's where babies come from! by Utack and Swampy
  9. Oak: You two are so lucky that there's a police officer right behind me. Jenny: What was that? Oak: Nothing... by Izayoi93
  10. Oak: I'd love to give you your starter Pokemon Max, but Officer Jenny just informed me that sending 10 year old children out into the world with only a level 5 Pokemon for protection is actually illegal, and I'm being carted off to jail as we speak! by Utack and Swampy
  11. Oak: Please visit me on weekends.... by Angelic Lapras King
  12. Earlier... Oak: (To Jenny) I will give you twenty buck if you look the other way. Now... Oak: (To May and Max) I have some candy in my pants. Wanna find it? May: O_O Max: O_O by Fpb2014
  13. Oak: Hey kids, who wants some candy? by Fpb2014
  14. Oak: DANG! These handcuffs are tight! I got arrested for molestin'! by
  15. Only one reason why the 2 girls are smiling but the little kid is so surprised. by tkt1780
  16. May: I knew the masked killer was you all along, Professor Oak. Oak: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids. Max: Jinkies! by RedFox
  17. there's just so many things wrong here I don't even know where to begin. by Danatales
  18. Oak: Such a clever young lad, I bet you must have a big... juicy... brain. by BGY98
  19. Oak: Hey kids, who wants some candy? by Fpb2014
  20. It's not Max's BRAIN that Oak finds tasty. by