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Your Pikachu is dead, I don't care

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  1. Nurse Joy: Pikachu's hurt? Ugh, call me in the morning. by SirBlaziken
  2. Joy: YAWN You know, after being treated with Pokemon The Origin, I don't really care for you or your Pikachu anymore.... by Angelic Lapras King
  3. Nurse Joy: I punched your Pikachu in the face and made its nose bleed. I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. by NTN
  4. Nurse Joy: *Yawn* I hate the night shift... Hello and welcome to the Po-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... by freddyeddy
  5. Nurse Joy used Yawn! Pikachu became drowsy! by freddyeddy
  6. Ash: Get you can't fit your hand inside your mouth! Nurse Joy: Bet I can! by freddyeddy
  7. Ash: Hey! Help my Pikachu, he has a bad nosebleed! Nurse Joy: Yeah, well, it ain't dying, bub. So, no. by Danatales
  8. Nurse Joy: Pikachu's dead? *Yawns* Oh good, I thought something terrible happened. by SirBlaziken
  9. Ash: Now listen here, I came here because Youtube took down all my Lets Play vids due to copyright ID from Studio Ghibli and I couldnt get an darn answer online so I don't care what time it is, I demand to speak to your manager right this second!!! Joy: This is the local Pokemon Center.....not Google. by Angelic Lapras King
  10. Joy: *YARN* Still here? Havent they replaced you 2 with someone el;se yet? by Angelic Lapras King
  11. Ash: SANTA GAVE ME A DEAD PIKACHU!!!! Joy (Yawn): Don't care. Not my problem. Now go away before I call Officer Jenny on you! by Captain Jigglypuff
  12. My apple was here a second ago... by
  13. Joy: And you think I care because WHY? by Captain Jigglypuff
  14. Ash: Someone once told me that if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer. by NTN
  15. Nurse Joy: I think I'm catching your Pikachu's cold. by NTN
  16. Ash: Nurse Joy, I need you to heal my Pikachu right away! Nurse Joy: *Yawn* Do it yourself. by NTN
  17. Nurse Joy: Au-di-no. Ash: Huh? by NTN
  18. Nurse Joy: Your damn Pikachu has paralyzed me. Do you mind helping me close my mouth? by NTN
  19. Ash: Nurse Joy, Pikachu is dead! Nurse Joy: It probably contracted Ash-itis, a disease resulting from constant exposure to stupidity. by NTN
  20. Ash: Nurse Joy! Pikachu spilled his fruit punch! He needs another!...Ughhh...stupid sleep-eating! by clone5005