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I definitely did not poison the food!

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  1. Cilian: Of course I'm not trying to poison Ash! Why would I do that? Iris: Don't act like you haven't thought about it. You know you have. by Captain Jigglypuff
  2. Cilan: See, I got us food! Thats what Brock used to do, right? You liked Brock, didnt you? Because of the food. Now look at all this food! Please like me... by The Hooded Trainer
  3. Cilan: Since I didn't have anything to cook with, I brought a bowl of fruit instead! by Swordterranean40MikeyL
  4. That green hair.... Could it be?.... Jacksepticeye is in an anime?..... by The name master
  5. Unbeknownst to Cilian, twelve Purrloin were laying in wait to terrorize him inside the basket.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  6. Is that Bob the Tomato in the basket? by Captain Jigglypuff
  7. Me: It's not poisoned? Guy: Yep! Me: Prove it! Eat one! Guy:..... I'm allergic to fruit and veg! by The name master
  8. You'll pay if I eat it and die. by Barry B. Benson
  9. Cilan is up to something... by Barry B. Benson
  10. Cilan: I prepared you a delicious fruit salad! Well, except I couldn't be bothered cutting up the fruit... or peeling the bananas... and I threw in a tomato... Okay, I prepared you a bowl of some fruit, I'm sorry, I know I said I was a chef but really I have no idea what I'm doing. by The Hooded Trainer
  11. He's acting as if he put a venomous snake in there. by SirBlaziken
  12. Cilan: Mmmm, those sure do look like some tasy rice balls! by The Hooded Trainer