Typhlosion's 20th birthday! :: News

Reported by Joeno on Sat 29 Aug 2009 11:16:33 UTC
Last updated by Joeno on Sat 29 Aug 2009 11:19:00 UTC
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

Now one of the advantages of meeting up in real life is that you discover sides of people you've never known before. Such is the fate with our birthday boy Typhlosion (he's turning 20 today!) as well.

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You see, on a day like this you need to praise someone and focus on their skills and qualifications, and as we've discovered Mike's is that of the evil overlord.

From sneering at the minions of others...

... to discussing their works with them and showing how those can be improved...

... to invading the domains of others and forcing people to do it for him (yes, that is a Dalek to the side).

In twenty years he's grown to become quite the criminal mastermind. With all the places he controls, like a true mastermind all pulling the strings behind the screens, never showing the truth, one can wonder what more he can hope for.

Still, it's where danger lurks, as he leaves the rebellious teenage years behind and it's time to grow up and settle in a normal life with responsibilities and all. We can only hope his evil overlording will remain in our favour for some time to come.

So what can we do to appease such a dastardly despot and make sure he won't shoot us with the deathray he's undoubtably building and warming up right now?

Well, we hear he's had several weaknesses, but as the Manchester United shirts were out and they wouldn't wear them, we've decided to just settle for KITTENS.