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Magikarp Nicknames

Magikarp
Magikarp
Magestkarp
I believe you said Magikarp was majestic. I share this opinion.
Sun May 20 15:29:37 2018 by To4oo4
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri Jul 12 20:32:11 2019
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikrap
A crappy nickname for a crappy Pokemon. (Though I personally don't really dislike Magikarp.)
Sat May 19 22:41:46 2018 by To4oo4
The Name Rater says...
Then why would you insult such a majestic creature?
Rated: Sat May 19 23:00:07 2018
Magikarp
Magikarp
Run
It is the destroyer of worlds.
Mon Jun 13 04:23:34 2016 by 36tailedfox
The Name Rater says...
You go, I'll follow.
Rated: Sat May 19 22:54:21 2018
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Roast me
Mon Apr 30 23:54:51 2018 by luc4sBR2320
The Name Rater says...
You're not worth my time.
Rated: Wed May 2 04:40:16 2018
Magikarp
Magikarp
DragonFish
GO! DragonFish!! I still feel like an idiot for catching a Magikarp....and naming it this...
Tue Apr 19 12:59:05 2016 by socom2547
The Name Rater says...
Accurate assessment.
Rated: Wed Jun 29 01:20:55 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
omnisplash
i thought about naming it splash when i first caught it in pokemon yellow since its pretty much the only move it can learn other than tackle if at all. then i thought nah too plain and boring. but what brought this name was the thought of omnislash which is a limit cloud can use in final fantasy seven. i thought the name omnisplash wouldn't fit but to my surprise it actually did so thats what i went with since splash is pretty much ALL that magikarp can learn until it evolves.
Thu Apr 7 05:41:28 2016 by Theblur
The Name Rater says...
This name is almost as pathetic as your life.
Rated: Tue May 24 14:02:30 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
John Cena
His name is JOHN CENA
Fri Apr 1 18:36:01 2016 by Immortal_2669
The Name Rater says...
Every John Cena and Shrek name drives me deeper and deeper into depression.
Rated: Mon May 23 02:19:32 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Cosmo
Cause his magic little fish grant his every wish.The name can be changed into wanda if it is a girl.I really have watched too much fairly odd parents
Fri Apr 1 16:42:27 2016 by AgentOfChoasHD
The Name Rater says...
Yeah. You need to chill.
Rated: Mon May 23 02:19:32 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Jeffery
Because Jeffery isn't an intimidating name. Bonus points if you're building a lvl 100.
Sun Feb 15 02:37:26 2015 by GhastlyGerald
The Name Rater says...
Alright
Rated: Thu Mar 17 09:43:36 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magicrap
The name is self-explanatory
Sun Jul 20 19:20:15 2014 by TheNameRater
The Name Rater says...
Because the name is crap, yes?
Rated: Tue Feb 16 22:36:54 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Lord Carp
Neither you nor anyone else can deny that the Supreme Fish is the most powerful being in the universe.
Fri May 9 21:33:36 2014 by DisturbedHaxorus
The Name Rater says...
Have you ever thought of changing your name to Lord Crap, after everything that spews out of your mouth?
Rated: Mon Feb 15 22:55:23 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Gohan
It can become the most powerful pokemon in existence but still doesn't do jack.
Mon Apr 21 18:47:13 2014 by gunsx
The Name Rater says...
Because you're incapable of doing jack to evolve it?
Rated: Mon Feb 15 22:31:08 2016
Magikarp
Magikarp
Fish
I don't think I need to explain......
Sat Mar 1 00:51:26 2014 by SkeleHaker
The Name Rater says...
I don't see it myself.
Rated: Sat Feb 14 08:02:52 2015
Magikarp
Magikarp
AshKetchum
The both suck... Stupid Ash... even magikarp could beat his pikachu
Fri Jan 10 15:59:49 2014 by ValZechta
The Name Rater says...
Only if you were telling Pikachu what to do.
Rated: Sun Jul 27 21:14:07 2014
Magikarp
Magikarp
NameRater
because hes just at your level except he evolves while you do not if your really as great as you say then give an example for why we should believe you are a being that is greater than any of us because im sure at this point you are no more and no less than anyone else (ps sorry if this isn't The Name Rater)
Sun Dec 29 22:24:54 2013 by Lognart
The Name Rater says...
Aren't you clever, original, downright funny and a hell of a guy to boot? Bore off.
Rated: Sun Jul 27 20:51:45 2014
Magikarp
Magikarp
Mr. Fish
Because He's a fish!
Thu Aug 8 20:57:17 2013 by TheAwesomeGuyMick
The Name Rater says...
Creativity is taking a rather huge hit today isn't it?
Rated: Mon Feb 24 17:46:54 2014
Magikarp
Magikarp
KentHovind
Neither is really smart. Especially not Kent Hovind (the person). Now here's the cool part: for this Magikarp to become mildly useful in battle, it must EVOLVE. Even though Pokémon evolution is different from real-life evolution, many fundamentalists here in 'murica confuse the two. So it still applies. It wouldn't evolve anyway. Because it's a Level 100 Magikarp. That is analogous to how Kent Hovind will spend the next few years, in jail for tax fraud...
Wed Aug 7 13:11:31 2013 by Ludicolo882
The Name Rater says...
Somebody has compared Magikarp and tax fraud. That's.. that's a new one.
Rated: Mon Feb 24 12:05:56 2014
Magikarp
Magikarp
GOD
It's the god of all pokemon! Magikarp!
Sun Aug 4 10:12:16 2013 by Bulbasaur1337
The Name Rater says...
Funny drugs and Magikarp salesmen.. are not a good combination.
Rated: Sun Feb 23 23:50:39 2014
Magikarp
Magikarp
PEW PEW!!
I'm hit!!!!! Oh, god no!!!!! Someone as cool as the name rater, save me. I can pay you the weight of a morbidly obeese guy in ruby encrusted gold... Or a spunky turtle bamed Kevin Mc Kevinman!!!!!
Sun Jun 23 03:41:33 2013 by Blackspindel
The Name Rater says...
I think you're better off down at the Fruit Market mate.
Rated: Thu Aug 8 13:35:47 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Wally
Named after the useless co-worker from Dilbert, Who has not worked for over 40 years. Magikarp doesn't work either, but mostly because he's physically incapable.
Tue Jun 18 01:42:43 2013 by senoel
The Name Rater says...
So how can he be a co-worker? Does that just accuse you of being lazy too?
Rated: Thu Aug 1 22:49:29 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikuno
Because Gyara-dos
Tue May 7 16:29:08 2013 by OrangeInky
The Name Rater says...
And tres sums up the awfulness.
Rated: Tue Jul 16 21:42:59 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
Because he sucks.
Thu Apr 25 20:54:34 2013 by ThisOneOne
The Name Rater says...
Liar.
Rated: Mon Jun 17 21:12:27 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Suicide
Because he's probably considering that if all his friends died and all he had to look forward to is your ugly mug when he pops out of his Pokéball.
Sat Mar 30 20:57:56 2013 by Arachnus-X
The Name Rater says...
Why would I have a Magikarp?
Rated: Wed Jun 5 21:59:19 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
Because they are both gods..... |Sarcasam|
Mon Mar 25 01:39:45 2013 by Dream Scape Is Me
The Name Rater says...
Ooh, burn, burn, so much burn you couldn't even spell sarcasm correctly.
Rated: Fri May 31 11:15:45 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Pointless
It's pointless.
Sat Mar 23 14:47:33 2013 by DeathTheKidd424
The Name Rater says...
He's going to be mad when he grows up..
Rated: Fri May 31 11:08:23 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
It's a perfect name for a Magikarp. I even have a lvl. 1 one in game =D (I will never evolve it)
Wed Feb 13 23:07:53 2013 by BopBobo
The Name Rater says...
Well aren't you cool?
Rated: Wed Apr 24 06:30:04 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Krillin
Because i always find that my magikarp always dies
Thu Jan 3 02:40:36 2013 by starzard
The Name Rater says...
Maybe you're just not cut out to be a Pokémon trainer..
Rated: Wed Mar 20 19:01:53 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Blop
I dunno....?
Tue Dec 4 21:41:51 2012 by Chuck Lee
The Name Rater says...
No I don't either.
Rated: Sun Mar 3 13:23:51 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Karp Diem
You'd have to be smart enough to get the joke.
Sat Dec 1 16:36:59 2012 by Tsarcasm
The Name Rater says...
Indeed you do, so who have you stolen this one from?
Rated: Mon Feb 11 22:58:27 2013
Magikarp
Magikarp
Gayfish
...
Thu Sep 13 15:08:16 2012 by Niki21
The Name Rater says...
Earth to Niki21, Earth to Niki21, the IQ test came back negative!
Rated: Wed Oct 24 17:06:28 2012

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