CHOICE BAMF

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This team is designed to kick total ass through the use of WTF tactics. There are a few crucial limitations of the team that must be kept in mind for it to be utilized properly. First, this team is meant for use in a single, OU game; The first two times you use it on someone they'll be too dumbfounded to do anything but sit back as you kick their ass all over the place. After that, you're going to get totally fucked over. But I digress, this squad has certainly earned its name many times on Shoddy. Don't let its quirkiness fool you; this team is badass.

GoodHandjobs the Scizor
Holding Choice Band
Ability: Technician
Moves:

Nature: Adamant
Attack EV: 252
Speed EV: 8
HP EV: 248

Scizor leads. Its for dominating the common leads (pursuit the uxies and azelfs, bullet punch the t-tars and ninjasks, u-turn the swamperts). However I've found that if its a machamp leading , you get the fuck out of there. Or if the guy appears to be switching (for shoddy users: If the person takes more than 7 seconds to make their move) you get Scizor the fuck out of there.

JewOfSTEEL the Probopass
Holding Choice Scarf
Ability: Magnet Pull
Moves:

Nature: Modest
Attack EV: 4
Special Attack EV: 252
Speed EV: 252
Attack IV: 31
Defense IV: 31
Special Attack IV: 31
Special Defense IV: 31
Speed IV: 31
HP IV: 31

This pokemon is built to snipe steel pokemon which normally would screw this setup. Earth powers through Heatran,magnezone, and metagross. Hidden Power fires Scizor and forretress. T-bolts skarmory. As an added bonus with the scarf it outspeeds everything up to adamant choice-banded scizor, so its able to get off the t-bolt or hidden power fire before skarmory and scizor have time to whirlwind or u-turn(respectively.) Note: I'm jewish (So jewish in fact that my nose owns probo's any day) so I can get away with this name.

DontOwnMeBro the Flygon
Holding Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
Moves:

Nature: Hasty
Attack EV: 252
Speed EV: 252
HP EV: 4
Attack IV: 31
Defense IV: 31
Special Attack IV: 31
Special Defense IV: 31
Speed IV: 31
HP IV: 31

Sweeps after you've cleaned up the steel types pretty well. As the hasty bonus to clean up other scarfed dragons. Stone edge is for cleaning up stray flying types. FYI its name is a parody on the wise words of a fellow bro who was tazed at a john kerry speech.

Scrotom the Rotom
Holding Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
Moves:

Nature: Modest
Attack EV: 4
Special Defense EV: 252
Speed EV: 252
Attack IV: 31
Defense IV: 31
Special Attack IV: 31
Special Defense IV: 31
Speed IV: 31
HP IV: 31

Standard scarfed rotom, only difference is the addition of hidden power ice. Nice for cleaning up dragons who normally wall the fuck out of rotom. Note: This set is for Rotom-W ( see hydro pump.)

BAMFNIFICENT the Salamence
Holding Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
Moves:

Nature: Naughty
Attack EV: 252
Special Attack EV: 80
Speed EV: 176
Attack IV: 31
Defense IV: 31
Special Attack IV: 31
Special Defense IV: 31
Speed IV: 31
HP IV: 31

Sweeps.

Mr Smiles the Metagross
Holding Choice Scarf
Ability: Clear Body
Moves:

Nature: Adamant
Attack EV: 4
Special Attack EV: 252
Speed EV: 252
Attack IV: 31
Defense IV: 31
Special Attack IV: 31
Special Defense IV: 31
Speed IV: 31
HP IV: 31

Stab + coverage + explosion.

COMMENTS

Awkward Squirtle on Mon Jun 14 15:51:54 2010.

Vote:
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You've got a large ice weakness,so I'd suggest changing Flygon.
Fromn what I've heard full sweeper teams fail all.

IamTheSovereign on Fri Jun 25 14:31:44 2010.

lol, scrotom the rotom

Awkward Squirtle on Mon Jul 12 17:09:36 2010.

also, don't swear, and keep things to PG-13 standard

Richard and Blaziken on Tue Aug 17 08:08:50 2010.

LOL @ Scizor lead, which gets OHKO'd by Azelf's Fire Blast/Punch, and survives the BP/Pursuit (if you Pursuit they actually KO you before doing anything to them. Lovely.) due to Focus Sash. I guess they probably don't get rocks up, but woo, they just got rid of your Scizor. Fail.

What is this I don't even

Hasty nature with only special attacks? I guess you like SDLuke ripping you to shreds. o_o

Every Dragon barring Flygon takes neutral damage from Thunderbolt. Add this with probable SRock weak (Mence being OU at the time of you posting this), you're better off running Trick > HP Ice. But I can see this being somewhat viable now that Flygon is a lot more common, as is Dragonite, which is a bit bulkier than Mence.

What the hell is this?! Revenge Mence? Mixed Revenge Mence?! Hello walls and prediction. There's a reason Mence is Uber now, and this is not it. DDance/Outrage/Earthquake/Fire Blast.

You really like sticking Scarfs on things that should be Scarfed. Try Rock Polish > Zen Headbutt/Explosion; same results, just less suck.

Basically you think this team is way better than it is. I can see Suicune giving this team a lot of trouble, as well as heavy stall teams in general, since all your sweepers are Scarfed instead of setup sweepers.

See the above comment as well.

Richard and Blaziken on Tue Aug 17 08:09:03 2010.

Vote:
1

Forgot to rate this.

GiratinaPrincess on Wed Jul 20 00:54:18 2011.

I like that Flygon and Rotom have Levitate. That gives them immunity to Ground types, which makes your team good against them. The team does have a pretty bad weakness to Ice. You have a great resitance against Poison types.

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