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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #255 on: January 23, 2014, 00:54 »
465. Cosplay as Link and act like every passerby is an enemy.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #256 on: January 23, 2014, 01:33 »
466. Find someone holding an item, and make sure you are holding a Pokémon figurine. Jump over to them, swap your items, and yell "WONDER TRADE!" at the top of your lungs.

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #257 on: January 23, 2014, 02:09 »
467. They always say they have the freshest/best fruit and meat.
Tell everyone otherwise.

True story: My dad bought hamburgers and stake from there. He cooked them and they were less than half the size they were before.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #258 on: January 23, 2014, 02:16 »
468. Make perverted and racist jokes about the staff.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #259 on: January 23, 2014, 02:18 »
469. Roundhouse kick a container of tic-tacs off the shelf, and spill them all over an employee's head.

470. Take a container of fruit juice and pour it on a stuffed animal.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #260 on: January 24, 2014, 22:15 »
471. Hold stuffed animals hostages with a knife and demand that either you get $500 worth of peanuts or else the "hostages" will die.

472. Pretend to be Bell Kirby and toss heavy weight musical bells at random shoppers.

473. Pretend to be Ninja Kirby and keep drop kicking everyone around you and throw shrunkens at them as well.

474. Toss acid in the employees' faces
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #261 on: January 24, 2014, 22:57 »
475. Stomp on a potato.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #262 on: January 24, 2014, 23:42 »
476. Take all the jars of peanut butter and throw them on the floor. Throw jelly with it as well. Yell "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" while beating the mess with a baseball bat
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #263 on: January 29, 2014, 23:05 »
477. Grab a baseball bat and spin around in a circle, hitting random people on the head.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #264 on: March 02, 2014, 16:55 »
478. Cosplay Indiana Jones and use a whip for everything you do in the store!
479. Eat all the cakes in the bakery and then thrown them all up throughout the store.
480. Randomly go up to people and pat their heads while saying "Duck" and occasionally scream "GOOSE!" as loud as you can and run away as fast you can.
481. Set all the Hunger Games: Catching Fire mechandise on fire and throw said item into the air and see how many you can catch!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #265 on: March 02, 2014, 17:00 »
482. Cosplay as Katniss Everdeen and shoot arrows at passerby
483. Steal exactly $24.21 worth of stuff from the baby section.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #266 on: March 05, 2014, 23:24 »
484. Tell them that you're looking for the nearest Target.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #267 on: March 12, 2014, 03:05 »
485. Arrive with a group of friends. Play tag by slapping eachothers butts around the superstore.
Source: Past experience
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #268 on: May 25, 2014, 00:07 »
486.

Dress up as a Tetris Piece and run towards everything saying "I'm gonna fit! I'M GONNA FIT!".
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #269 on: May 25, 2014, 14:26 »
 :o You win.

487. Necropost
488. Say you're looking for the nearest Costco
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