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Messages - magnemiteslairking (or Milk for short!)
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« on: May 30, 2007, 20:54 »
G/S/C How2 get 40 Gym badges Get all 16 Gym Badges (from Johto+Kanto) and start singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles' and finish with '...over the Irish Sea!' and the badges will come out of the console and say to the tune of the cancan 'Duh duh, dudududu duh duh, dedede duh duh, doodoodoo dingdangdongdodooodoobong.'. Say 'liek, what on earth' and they will blow up. Run over George Bush with a tiny toy tracter, swallow a whole tin of beans, place a beehive and a smoke bomb in your dad's pants and do a backflip. You can now ride the magnet train from Goldenrod to Saffron (Kanto), Mauville (Hoenn), Hearthome (Sinnoh) and Litnongia (Oltar, region I made up). Beat all the gyms and you will have 8 from Johto ( 8 ), 8 from Kanto (16), 8 from Hoenn (24), 8 from Sinnoh (32) and 8 from Oltar (40). And yes, I took all night to think of that one(!) Posted on: May 30, 2007, 20:51
ship driving mode: You have to drive the SS. anne and dodge the whirlpools and flying pokemon as you sail to different continents you can even go to johto and sinnoh with this cheat in johto you can dock in (I cant renember the name of the town but it has the lighthouse)
The answer is Olivine.
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« on: May 28, 2007, 16:46 »
D/P THE Happy King/Screwyblownupbadges Ribbon cheat Go to Celestic Town with a Combee that you tried to evolve but you woudn't let. You also need an Espeon. The Combee must know only Sweet Scent and Gust in that order. Use Sweet Scent on that weird thing near the Dialga/Palkia cave. A swarm of Vespiquen appear and take the Combee. The will shout: 'No evolve? You maggot!!!!!!!!!' Then Aaron and Flint of the Elite Four will appear and you will suddenly be standing with them facing the Slowpoke Well in Johto. It is full of water. A Magikarp will appear and say 'Fiiiiiiiish!' You can now go to anywhere from pokemon. Also, the pokedex will vend kooky names like Chatot=Toochattyforowngood amd Magikarp becomes Uselessfishy. You turn into an iPod and eat an apple. Now go outside and eat ten cheeseburgers without breathing. If you win, all of your pokemon will get the Screwypokedex Ribbon and your gym Badges will blow up. If you die from lack of breath, I will appear and laugh. YOU have unlocked the Happy King/Screwyblownupbadges Ribbon cheat. I like the exploding Gym badges. By the way, your PC will implode no matter what. Mwahahahahaha. Ha! Huu... Posted on: May 26, 2007, 21:26
Good riddance. I always hated you. Charming!
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« on: May 16, 2007, 17:40 »
Dude, what the hell, you stole that from me. In fact, most of the wording is a direct copy of mine. See page six of this topic, I was DANEDANEDANE.
GET YOUR OWN BAD HUMOR.
Seriously, you have hurt me.
But...but I was supporting your great idea...I was celebrating your *sniffle* genius...*bursts into Magnezone tears* I...liked...your...idea...so...I...used...it...fo r...further...LOLs...*dies* Ghost of me: Seriously, you have hurt me!!!
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« on: May 08, 2007, 16:30 »
G/S/C
Beat the Elite Four 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times, go to the Sprout Tower. Your rival (in Silver, I called mine Itamor, after the fifth boss in Ristar) will be there. You battle, and whether you win or not, Itamor will pick you up, go onto the roof of the tower and throw you into the shaking pillar. Guess what's REALLY making it shake? All the Regis!!! Catch them! They queue up to get into your pokeball! When you reach the bottom, check your map card. Your in Gastly Maw. It is the same height as Sprout Tower, but if you go in, Gastlies eat your face and you fly to Ecruteak. Haunters eat your arms. Fly to Olivine. Gengars eat your legs. Fly to Blackthorn, your final resting place where all three types of pokemon eat the rest of you.
If you don't enter Gastly Maw, you will fly to Ecruteak, but you will stay in the sky. You get a sceptre thingy that shoots green laser pellet things. And Itamor appears and has the same thing! EXACTLY the sme thing. First person to fall off loses. If you lose, you fall into the Tin Tower where Lugia blows you to Timbucktoo which gives you a cardial arrest and you die. If Itamor loses, he falls into the Burned Tower and Ho-oh pecks at him liek forever. Fly to New Bark and surf to Kanto, otherwise Ho-oh will finish dining on Itamor and make you the main course! And I eat ten courses+ of Chinese myself! Ahhhhhhh! Scary!!! (But my HOENN HELMET cheat was way scarier if you ask me.)
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« on: May 02, 2007, 16:52 »
Weird for any game with Unown.
Catch millions of Unowns and use each one to spell out (once in every box via PC)
I-L-I-K-E-B-O-M-B-E-R-M-A-N
and instead of pokemon, you can catch Karabons, Charaboms and Bomberman enemies!
WHAT DA?!
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« on: April 22, 2007, 18:15 »
Any game with all Unowns
Catch loads of Unowns until you can spell every word in every dictionary with them. In boxes 1-13, have them say:
S-U-B-L-I-M-I-N-A-L-M-E-S-S-A-G-E-S
Leave your GBA/DS on for one night. It will then automatically turn on at 2:00 every morning and give the entire country subliminal messages telling them to do anything from being a stripper to swimming in a concoction of beer, lemon, cola, energy drink and cement. Everyone dies.
Congratulatios, you have unlocked the 'Handheld console takes over world, byebye, you are now dead' cheat.
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« on: April 22, 2007, 17:32 »
R/B\Y
Go up to a table in Celadon Diner and the screen will say:
PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER
Save and turn off. Turn on. The screen will say:
PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER
The console shoots a laser onto your forehead engraving the word 'PEPPER' into it. Then it makes you hear the word PEPPER in every waking moment of your life. 48 hours later, you become
PEPPER[/b]
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« on: April 19, 2007, 18:04 »
OMG SECRET SAFARI AREAS!!!
R/S/E
Make it through Sootopolis Gym without falling through the floor FIRST TIME EVER WHEN YOU GET IN EVER!!! and don't repeat DON'T lose to Wallace or u r screwed. Beat Wallace and you will get the Atomic A. Give it to a pokemon or trainer whose name begins with that letter. It goes through the alphabet right up to the Zuper Z. (U being Uber U) Once you've done that, go to Pacifidlog, and there AND ONLY THERE you can fly to 'Jabberwocky Island'. There, you can catch three pokemon: Jabberwock, Jubjub Bird and Brandersnatch. There is a pokemon center and a Safari zone, but it's way c**p. Instead, there are eight other places. The gym leaders wait in each. Quartz Mine (Roxanne) Tunnel and Training Camp (Brawly), Jabberwocky Circus (Wattson), Mount Boyzithuge (play on Spyro's Munitions Forge level mountain name) (Flannery), Local Creche (Dad?!), Aviary (Winona), Psychic Community Centre (Tate & Liza) and Thaw Falls (Wallace). Talk to them, beat them and you will get:
Cave Pass
Camp Pass
Circus Pass
Mountain Pass
Toddler Pass
Wing Pass
Eye Pass
Liquo Pass
Nose Pass (LOL)
Take them to the Safari Zone near Lilycove and you can go to a mockup of any of the areas that the gymleaders were. You can get pokemon there! You can't on Jabberwocky Island!
Ooooh!!!
Everybody in the house say see ya!!!
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« on: April 19, 2007, 17:24 »
Pokerus in R/S/E
Beat Elite Four 50 times, and all of your pokemon must be Gyarados or Magikarp holding a Rare Candy. On the 50th time, the Elite Four will be a lot different...
Elite No.1 is a 'gangsta' as he calls it. Instead of pokemon, you must defeat him six times to proceed. His attacks are: Bling Throw "Always does 102 damage." STUPID type. Failure means you are thrown back to Littleroot
Elite No.2 has a huge sweet tooth and steals all your Rare Candies. She must take 50 if you don't want to be thrown into Kanto. No battle here.
Elite No.3 speaks in text speak. The battle is as normal. Fail to beat: Thrown to Johto
Elite No.4 has become a baby. Battle as normal, cries when lost, thrown to Sinnoh if you lose.
The Champion, well, you discover he has died. You see a cinematic of his funeral. All of your pokemon run up to the coffin and snort his ashes along with some cannabis, and voila, your team has the Pokerus!!!
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« on: April 18, 2007, 19:59 »
XD:
Completely clear game first. Then catch a Swinub, purify it, and name it Bun, or Boozeymoosey. Evolve it to a Piloswine.
Name: Bun
Go to Kaminko's Manor and you will see that the Robo Kyogre is on the fountain. Jovi appears and says to the robot: "Stop shouting! I want a drink! Come down now you flea!!!" It will. She turns to you and says "Kamelko chigan flagen milken moomoomoo." Yes or No? You choose
YES!
She says: "I LOVE MY MILKY!!!" and you will battle her in Robo Kyogre and Chobin in the Groudon Robo. Beat their butts, and in Jovi's diary in the basement of the mansion, there will be things you can do.
1: Big brother can get a Miltank holding an Amulet Coin if he pesters Jovi's friend's mummy! (ACRI)
2: Daddy says that (name) can get to Sinnoh! Just ask him about 10,000 times.
3: Oh. Big brother beat Jovi to finding the secret room in PKMNHQ!!! Me pity all who read this. (name received infinite Master Balls and infinite Jovi Balls which catch without fail and instantly purify. Also used for snagging any pokemon.)
4: Chobin comes cheap poopoo. (Received POOPOO GENIE! Grants you infinite wishes!)
5: JOVI'S MEGA SECRET!!!!!! Jovi snogged a Sentret today!!
NO
Jovi and Chobin scream "Mummy!!! Cowcow time you pigpig!!! We want your WEEWEE GENIE for (name)! POOMUMMY!!!"
Name: Boozeymoosey
Jovi appears, blinks, and you scream "POOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Jovi: "Ah."
Together: "It's time for lapdancing lessons!"
Transfer Boozeymoosey to Sapphire or Ruby and you get to watch JYNX VS JOVI: LAPDANCING SHOWDOWN on any TV in Hoenn! Also, on the GC in your house, you get to play the minigames from Pokemon Stadium and Pokemon Stadium 2, including the Gymleader Castle, with your pokemon team, and all of the Elite Fours, all the champions and every trainer in existants comes when you beat both castles for the MEGACASTLE CHALLENGE. And who's the big cheese @ this establishment? It's your mum! With Boozeymoosey!
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« on: April 13, 2007, 20:51 »
If you beat him, he'll say "No... I... wanted you... to... be... my... f.......... p........."
Friendly question:
Can you repeat just that part fully? "No I wanted you to be my...favourite pork?"
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« on: April 13, 2007, 20:12 »
R/S/E Access new Region!!!  Catch a Deoxys and name it Asteroid. Catch a Jirachi and name it Steroid. Catch a Lunatone and name it A. Catch a Solrock and it will say: "Stop giving us stupid names! I'll call Bob..!" Do not name it. The Solrock says: "Thanks. I have a gift for you..." It throws you into Zelda: Majora's Mask. Or in this case, the Termina Region. You are allowed to start from Ikana Canyon if you want to. Do all this except name Dittos instead and one will become a Solrock and chuck you to Hyrule! Clear both and you get returned to Hoenn with all eight pokemon available to hold at once. You get some items! Ocarina of Time, Deku Pipes, Goron Drums, Zora Guitar, Fierce Deity's Mask. You can use them whenever. Ooh yeah baby!  (Pkmn.net secret: As I demonstated, you can make smilies liek glow!!!)
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« on: April 13, 2007, 19:39 »
Collaseum
Catch and purify all the pokemon and trade for absolutely pokemon you can get with Sapphire ONLY (trade using only Magikarps, this will come in handy with the next cheat!) and beat: Realgam Tower, Mt. Battle, Miror B., Mirakle B., Lady Venus, Prof. Ein, Dakim, Deep King Agnol, Under Collaseum, Phenac Collaseum and Deep Collaseum. Clear everything else possible. You can now access the following: Pokemon HQ, Rock of the Regis, New Phenac Sidequest (Like with New Mauville, except in 3D) and Mt. Moomoomilkmon. Dive into a vat of milk @ Mt. Moomoomilkmon, and you will pop out of the Regi's Rock. They fling you to Pkmn HQ, and Jovi throws you into a scanner. You get teleported to New Phenac. You come out (Into Pyrite Town). Wattson appears. He says "HIDE!!!!!". Space Junk is falling everywhere. Where you go decides the outcome. Windmill: The gears spin really fast and everyone gets sucked in and dies. (Ever wondered how there got to be blood on the floor in there in XD?) Hotel: The space junk disappears. Instead, you are whisked away in a tornado. You die. ONBS of the future building: It collapses. Anywhere else: You die. Try to leave: Space junk congregates to block your way. Nothing: You are hit, but wake up five years later with Nurse Joy snogging the XD hero. She says "Oh, you're alive. I was gonna throw you out today!" You find you are a mouldy loaf of bread in a now-empty kitchen. You wake up. It happens all over again. You wake up. It happens all over again. ETC!!!
Sapphire
With all these Magikarps, you learn to speak Magikarp. All the water in Hoenn dries up. Go into the secret cave behind the waterfall west of Fallabor Town. If you talk to anyone, they just say "Mmm...glub glub...pony goats drink booze...". In the cave, you use the Magikarps to bounce up the dried out cave. You can find infinite Shell Bells here. If you make it to the top, you're in those trees you see if you had used waterfall on the waterfall at the start. It is called Fallaridge Forest. You see a bunch of Legendary Pokemon shrines. If you check any of them, they just say "Mmm...glub, glub...I want my cow cow toy thingy back, Mummy/Daddy!!!" Go to the far end of the wood and you drop into the hot spring in Lavaridge. The Town is deserted! You press A in the water. Box says: Mmm, water cosy. Me dive now! You go underwater into a dry cave. Walk to the sandy area and you can catch Scorpisiingno, the pokemon that nipped the man's bum before this whole ordeal. Catch it or lose it, and a large cry is heard, as you see a cow statue arise in Fallaridge Forest. The cry is "I am the Eggman, These are the Eggmen, I am your ultimate cowcow, coo ca-chew!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" The gameboy goes boom, but if it is a ds, you see the cow blow up and you get electricuted. If you run away, the bolt of electricity chases you.
I CAN BREATHE AGAIN! WHEW!!! LOOOOOOOOONG CHEATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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