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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1095 on: September 11, 2008, 19:31 »
You know you play too much Pokemon when you type your name in full capitals.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1096 on: September 12, 2008, 07:54 »
When most of what you've ever drawn is Pokémon.
When you imagine your computer mouse saying "PIKA"
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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1097 on: September 12, 2008, 08:00 »
You know you've played to much Pokemon, when


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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1098 on: September 12, 2008, 21:19 »
You know you play too much Pokemon when your Mom will use your money to buy you a spray bottle.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1099 on: September 12, 2008, 21:22 »
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you try to shove unwanted items into your computer's CD drive.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1100 on: September 12, 2008, 21:24 »
You know you play too much Pokemon when you travel to another dimension because you want to capture a Basilisk.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1101 on: September 13, 2008, 02:45 »
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you feel the need to save whenever you're about to go to bed.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1102 on: September 13, 2008, 09:28 »
When you can complete the game in 10 minutes.
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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1103 on: September 14, 2008, 18:44 »
I never get tired of pokemon so I just keep playing without noticing I need a break


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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1104 on: September 15, 2008, 13:46 »
....when a new game is just released with loads of spoilers that you promised yourself you wouldn't look at....only to look at them ALL in under 10 minutes after finding out about them. Curse my will power.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1105 on: September 15, 2008, 15:13 »
You know you've played too much pokemon when you realise that there's no bathroom in your house.

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1106 on: September 15, 2008, 15:15 »
...when you want a new game so badly that you have to buy stuff you don't really want, so that you physically cannot import the game before it's released in your country D: 
 
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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1107 on: September 15, 2008, 20:18 »
When you expect that a pokemon created the world. (Like I do)

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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1108 on: September 24, 2008, 21:05 »
Youve played too much pokemon when you go to africa and see A Swellow (I Mean swallow)!

When youve played too much pokemon your science teacher says "Whats an armadillo?"
And you reply "Armalo is A Poke.. I Mean animal with A Long tail and Is currenly Known to exsist as fossils"
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Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
« Reply #1109 on: September 27, 2008, 04:57 »
when you think that your mother only watches television all day.

and everytime she sees you, she acts as if she hasnt seen you in years.